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[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I once tried to order some drinks in a noisy bar in France. I thought I was explaining it ok but was not being understood by the girl behind the bar. It got really awkward and was making me seriously question my French (I'm English). Eventually it turned out that she was Irish and had equal but opposite holes in her own French. We had a good laugh about it and spoke in English thereafter.

Had she been Scottish tho we probably would have still been better off speaking in French.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I backed into someone in a crowded bar in Sapporo and said excuse me in Japanese and heard the same thing behind me. We both turned around at the same time and saw we were both foreigners.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sumi masen

Don't know if this is the right spelling

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago

right spelling, but it's one word, so sumimasen

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I, an American, once asked a person what language they were speaking... They said they were Scottish and was speaking English.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Went to a pub in Reykjavik.

English Brother-in-law had finally decided to learn the language after like 15 years of living there. Had just about learned enough to order the drinks and have a basic conversation.

He orders slowly. The barman looks increasingly perplexed. He finishes and looks up, proud of his first real test of Icelandic.

"Sorry mate, I dunno what you're saying" says the barman in a thick Australian accent.

Honestly, just try English. Most small European countries speak it better than we do.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Lol I have a similar problem, I'm from Iceland but I don't live there anymore, so whenever I go back I try to enjoy the novelty of speaking my native language as much as possible. Trouble is, almost every service worker downtown doesn't even speak Icelandic lol

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[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Think you miscolored Iceland, pretty sure most natives fall under the "Wait you learned a single word of Icelandic? You're pretty cool for a tourist.."

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Ive traveled to all those areas to one extent or another and I've never seen a more accurate joke meme in my life.

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

French is too generalised, in my experience.

Paris, they'll pretend they don't understand neither your English nor your 100 words of French.

Towns in the country, you meet indifferent professionalism and you kinda get by in English.

Rural areas, you encounter the greatest of enthusiasm for your knowledge of the local language, and just as well, because those 100 words are all you can rely on for the entire duration of your stay.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you go to Normandy, they'll practically give you a BJ just for showing up!

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

their still excited over that beach party we threw in the 40s

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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Any attempt by a foreigner to speak "cúpla focail" (a few words) of Irish to me has been incredibly well received. It's usually Americans actually and their pronunciation is terrible, because Irish sounds nothing like it's spelled when compared to the usual latin alphabet sounds, but fair fucks to them. I appreciate it very much.

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[–] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As an American who learned German, this is very accurate for the krautistanis.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Until you get to a certain point, and then every German turns into your 10th grade German teacher .

I hadn't spoken German in 9 years, and the help desk lady at the airport told me if I don't practice I won't get better. At the airport.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I never understood the "ugh you're trying to speak my language, I don't feel like listening to you butcher it" that some countries get.

Like every time a coworker bitches about how they can't understand a warehouse worker because of their heavy accent, the fuck do you expect them to do, not try to talk at all? (the real answer is usually "hurrrr go back tuh where dey came frum") but you're gonna sit there, butchering the language you use every single day by the way you speak and how you spell, while they're in a country they likely did not grow up in, and are learning the language still. If they don't converse, they have a harder time improving. If you truly cared about understanding them, you would talk to them more.

Anecdote time: one of the forklift drivers was fairly new when I started last year. She's a social butterfly. Comes over to ask how we're all doing, asks how my wife is, how coworkers kids are, how our weeks are going. She moved here from Puerto Rico, and barely has an accent anymore. It's definitely there and you can place it, but 0 problem understanding every word.

A couple guys started just after I did, and they stand around the compactor all day where it's too noisy to talk, and nobody voluntarily goes near. They still have very broken speech and heavy accents. They've been going out to clean things recently so I try to strike up conversations but they don't seem too social when they're working.

I have no way of knowing what these people do outside of work, but if inside is any indicator, being social and talking goes a long way to improving speech in any given language.

So maybe don't go "that's cute. Stop trying." instead go "hey cool, but if you're up for some constructive criticism..." and be helpful. Or shut the fuck up.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm ethnically Chinese/Vietnamese but raised in the UK/Canada and basically have only had a really crap grasp of Chinese. So I've been actively trying to learn. The number of fucking Chinese people that tell me to shut up or that I sound stupid is insane. These aren't even random Chinese neither, it's my fucking friends. Some of these people speak English with a shit accent. I've never made of theirs and I just lightly correct their word usage (like if they're missing a word or something). How the hell am I supposed to get better?

Three years ago I said screw it and went with doing Duolingo with YouTube video support. I can now read and "write" (use pinyin) but speaking is poor because nobody wants to talk to me despite me having a lot of Chinese friends. Not gonna stop though. I'm starting to pay for tutors but this feels so silly because the point of me learning was to connect with my Chinese heritage. I should have picked up french instead.

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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

With night mode active those colors all look the same. I wish there were more colors than blue and a bunch of shades or red.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

So you're saying it needs more shades of red

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago

Bedtime mode completely monochrome here. Confused-and-should-be-sleeping gang ~~rise up~~ get that 6 to 8 hours of quality sleep!

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[–] HappyRedditRefugee@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (6 children)

My experience in Germany is quite the oposit, they don't wanna talk in english and will entretain your broken german unless they literally can't unterstand you.

Even in the street I am approached in german and "I do not look german" at all.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Granted I was only in Berlin for two weeks, but all but two people I interacted with didn't immediately switch to English if they had something to say beyond the transaction. (A bus driver and a currywurst seller, who seemed genuinely annoyed that I was a tourist)

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[–] tvarog_smetana@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

My experience is this: In Austria they want to speak English. In Germany they want to speak German. On a Lufthansa flight it's 50/50 whether they ask me questions in English or German.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It probably depends on where in Germany you are. One time in Berlin I started on my broken German and they reacted with a big question mark, and then back to English.

And 20-30 years ago you had to use German most places.

[–] HappyRedditRefugee@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah, Berlin is a diferent breed. They will speak english to you there, is quite common.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

when my dad was stationed in germany all he ever learned to say was "which way to the train station?"

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

So he literally "only understands train station".

"Verstehe nur Bahnhof" is a common German expression to say that you have no idea what someone just said (because of jargon, or whatever), which supposedly comes from people that came to Germany and only new/understood "train station".

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

We used to joke that most Germans don't speak English until you get them drunk, and then they are more fluent than native speakers.

[–] HappyRedditRefugee@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Do you speak english?

A bit

How much is a bit?

You see, I wouldn't go as far as to say that I have internalized the complex syntactic fabrics of the english languaje but I can make myself understood and even, under good conditions take syntactic liberties to stress my points, furthermore, although my vocabulary is not as extensive as my heart deasires, I have been making great strives to make it richer and fuller.

...

...

Dude...

Was denn?

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[–] uis@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)
[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago

You get beaten up on a bus for "speaking foreign" in the UK

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

As in everyone understand every language or they don't understand even native language?

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

As in to English speakers, English is a default language that everyone should speak so it never occurs to them that it is anything special.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They don't realise if English isn't your first language.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The prejudice against learning French only applies to the French, not the lovely people they brutally conquered in Africa.

I was once at a party with a group of gentlemen from the Ivory Cost, and saying "Côte d'Ivoire? Bonjour, je m'apalle Godriq, Comment se va?" after they introduced themselves made us best friends for the evening, even through they were initially surprised and very mildly disappointed I was not a Frenchman, as my grasp of the language was those few well-pronounced phrases.

Still, a great night with them from what I remember, great people, great amounts of booze, and a great amount of French learned!

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Even Canadian (Quebecoise) French isn't received too well in France. Someone told my friend (Quebecoise) in France that they spoke "Barbarian French".

[–] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, not my experience with Germany and English-speaking folk. Last time I was there I had to use Google Translate and a lot of hand waving to purchase U-bahn ticket. My friend living there had a doctor downright refuse to read her results to her because she had a weird accent while speaking German.

[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Dutch people's reaction is probably more of a combination of blue and pink ("Congrats, that's cute, but why'd you put yourself through this? We can just speak English"), but most people will actually appreciate the effort and go through with speaking in Dutch if you insist.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Works best if they can't tell you're from an English-speaking country by your accent...

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[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Yeah I lived in Germany and speaking German was not encouraged. In France, they pretended they didn't speak English and ignored you if you spoke in broken French.

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[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah... Germans won't switch to English unless the German used is so bad that they can't understand lt

[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

It's been 20 years since I was there, but people would see me, an obvious foreigner, and approach me to speak English. It happened pretty much everywhere I went. Before I even said a word, I'd be addressed in English. If I responded in German, they'd respond right back in English.

Not that I'm complaining. I only knew like 100 words in German. Just thought it was an interesting trend.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

It's not that much of a problem in France once you get out of Paris and Lyon

[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ive heard from a few different tourists who went to places like Italy and South and Centeral American countries, and aparently often times people there want to practice their english which can cause quite the funny scene where you're both speaking each others language poorly at one another.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Fun fact: in Soyuz-Apollo docking Soviet crew speaked English and American speaked Russian.

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