Eldritch blast is a cantrip...
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2024
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+repelling blast +agonizing blast. That's what 20 dmg on average at 3 beams per attack and what 30 feet of push?
+Eldritch Spear (or whatever its called, its been a hot minute since i played a warlock) and Spell Sniper feat to keep back those pesky longbow sharpshooters.
- Signed, A D&D player whose first character was a longbow sharpshooter ranger.
"So what do you have? "
"A sword!"
"A sword?"
"Yes. And I can hit with it twice as often twice every hour."
"... I'll stick to my spellslots thank you."
"... It sounded better in my head."
Sorry, I can't hear your edgy ass over the sound of these Eldritch blasts
In a single round of combat, a wizard can use a spell to rain fire and bring a max health fighter down to 1 hp.
In comparison, in a single round of combat, a fighter can swing their sword four times and bring a max health wizard down to 1 hp.
So they're both as good as each other in a hypothetical 1v1 combat scenario which is unlikely to ever come up during an actual game. Bravo. Can we stop having this argument? It's been 4 months since this exact meme was posted.
No! We must run the scenario in every system first, then compile the distribution of outcomes.
I think you forgot about the bear barb who takes half damage from everything but psychic. Good luck getting them down to 1 hp in 1 round unless you go first.
Poof and suddenly your barbarian is a turtle. No need to harm them.
Unless it's true polymorph they are gonna get out soon enough.
See, this is why I love my strength build clerics.
I'm outta spell slots, but I'm not outta options.
My Eldritch Knight/war wizard stands, unafraid.
What movie is this?
V for Vendetta (2005)
For real? V For Vendetta.
It's about time for me to watch it again.
God damnit, I knew that... It just wouldn't come to me
Every 5th of November!
No reason it should be forgot.
Fight Club
Lion King
Shrek
Shrek 2 dumbass
*Shrek 4ever after.
Muppets in Space
Goncherov (1978)
Row, Row, Fight the Power
M for Manchester (1807)
My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!
Apropo. Never not gonna upvote V.
If your slots are empty, doesn't it mean they are available?