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[–] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 53 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Who's going to be the first to tattoo disco balls on their testicles? I feel like it could be done after seeing this

[–] TaintPuncher@lemmy.ml 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

By all means, go right ahead.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 months ago

It better be a real tattoo, or we’ll know!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] mugthol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago (3 children)

It's not great execution though

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What don't you like about the execution? Genuinely curious. I'm impressed at how they managed to convey "sparkly"

[–] mugthol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The sparkle is great but the nose looks dirty and the face flat

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

That's fair. It is an odd choice to only have shadow under the nose.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 8 months ago
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It's at least a well done tattoo. It has good concise line work and good shading and color. The question is, did they draw it or did the person getting it? It's a pop art interpretation and not a portrait but a portrait and an intentional joke tattoo don't always mix.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Actually I kinda agree, that's kind of awesome in a terrible, ironic way (and making fun of Twilight is timeless). Flashy disco Zoolander is a killer, y'all!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Sure, but irony kind of dies when you permanently affix it to your skin. So it's terrible, but great because the sparkly dead fish face along with the awful line and sparkle emphasis, but then loops back around to "oh my God why" because it's a goddamn tattoo.

The only viable possibilities I see are that this is a twilight fan that thinks it goes hard unironically, or a twilight hater that really needs a different hobby.

[–] yuriy@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It does go hard unironically. It’s clean, the sparkles come across immediately, even the text is surprisingly consistent given the font choice. Honestly, the only big gripe I have is some inconsistent line width in the hair, but I had to look for it.

If it was done to be funny, they nailed it. If it was done in earnest by a fan, fucken equally cool. It’s genuinely not a bad tattoo IMO.

[–] Wetstew@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

The tattoo is excellent, but to permanently have it on your skin is a level of irony poisoning I aspire to have one day.

An upside of apocalyptic environmental collapse due by the end of the century is The Elders™ trying to explain their very specific joke tattoos to the younglings.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I mean, it's not r/terriblelifedecisions (even if that really should be). In any case, I've seen worse tattoos as jokes. Not everyone has good judgement when it comes to permanent things.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago

If the person finds it funny and it's done well, why not?

I personally find the "eat pant" Bart cake to be so goddamn funny I can't breathe basically any time I see it, so getting a well done tattoo of that for me would be great forever

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 18 points 8 months ago

It’s important to remember that redditors do not stand by anything they say. So it doesn’t matter.

[–] francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is that a Slurm can tat in the background?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

I see they’re a man of culture as well.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I can kind of see why. I don't understand why anybody would ever get this as a tattoo, but it's actually well drawn, it's not "shitty" per se, maybe more tacky I guess.

[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Back on Reddit you had /r/atbge, awful taste, but good execution.

This one might rank quite high in that category

[–] summerof69@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

atbge, awful taste, but good execution

Oh, so that is what it means. I used to skip posts in this sub because of the cryptic name.

[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

Rule 5 of the sub says: "Shitty tattoo. Either in taste or concept or execution."

I would argue it's in poor taste, as it's basically a shitpost on your body.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Stop caring what Reddit thinks

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I can’t tell what body part this is supposed to be

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

obviously it's the skin, smh.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Ah yes, so silly of me

[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 3 points 8 months ago

Looks kind of like a lemon.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Isn't Titsoak getting banned in the US? /s

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, while I would never get this tattoo and might look a little sideways at it if I saw it while out and about, its actually very well done and looks really clean. I think there was a sub called like awful content but excellent execution or something like that it would better suited for.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

I believe it was awful taste but great execution and yeah this is prime content for it

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Dude has a deer nose and that font is fucked.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Does /r/shittytattoos think this is good? I mean, I suppose it is well done. More /r/ATBGE material.

[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

Yes, a lot of the comments were saying it was a great tattoo and didn't fot the sub

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

So did they lose a bet?

[–] Deway@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Glitter, like Twilight.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The quality isn't bad, the nose is maybe strangely small, lips are a little off-putting, the lettering could be neater.

But yeah "ew Twilight bad."

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

the nose is maybe strangely small, lips are a little off-putting

Well, I mean... It's not THAT far off, is it?

Well, I mean...

It's not THAT far off, is it?

I mean, the face is terrible. Whoever designed this should try looking at faces to see what they look like.