Guess I'm the one in ten.
Spent a good 30sec staring at the top line wondering wtf the writer was smoking before I read the bottom...
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I guess you don't have very punny friends. I basically saw the punchline coming from the thumbnail 😅
I went back to see if it was posted to dadjokes.
I can't say I'm not upset by this, but then I was taught violins is not the answer.
Probably has to do with the degradation of written language. With kids using emojis more than words these days our writing is being reduced to a bunch of cymbals.
While I don't mean to harp and I'm not one to bassoon, but I've noticed moreso it's boomers who fiddle around with emojis.
I’ve noticed they seem to be the type to flute the law, but oboe do they hate being called out for it. They’re bongos, man, completely bongos.
I'd be a lyre if I said yu weren't clever.
yea I get more emojis from my boomer grandma they I have ever from other people my age
🥁 cymbals or symbols➰?
If you find it so disconcerting maybe you should report them and try to get them band.
You changed it the second time I read it, that’s cheating
ADHD had me noticing "accordion" immediately. Shout out to all my ADHD friends!
ich you have adhd and asperger or better, you might end up beeing trained by yourself for ignoring google's, microsoft's or other f'uped up so called "autocorrection" and 'automatically' overlook single mismatching words but recognize the sentence as a whole without actually reading it word by word. some can read entire pages with a single look on it without focusing on a a specific region or i.e. the center while still beeing able to later rephrase the content of the entire page.
1up for all with special (dis-)Abilities!!
I have Autism and it took me a few reads to notice.
I was today years old when I learned I have ADHD. Haha just kidding... unless?
Literally the only thing I noticed
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
That's just the excuse they came up with to justify the doctor's handwriting. It's a conspiracy
So astniiinteaesidsamisahnrtlbm is rleaadbe?
Of course antidisestablishmentarianism is readable.
Waht aubot ltplpailokkllopiyioiotopritaetieatliocretnigtbtpahaleasaoibkeoprrrpiyadgrpasoacoetmooasyhhocmpapegokkolnyrlydmekteroekcisasalmietmlssgiekeoomlplaihhikoitrkanopahoenhpneagoohahheoooren?
Well I read it, I can tell you that.
No. But some people like syn_attack & NigelFrobisher enjoy a word jumble challenge.
Well, LemmyKnowsBest!
Brelay
I could read this haha
I noticed it right away, does that mean I am the 10%?
Yes you are.
I noticed right away, too. But I'm also a guy who frequently sends emails to people whose blog posts have a typo or obvious editing mistake so they can correct them. There are a few who thank me each time. Others might think I'm the most annoying type of person. I just know I hate when I miss a mistake in my own writing.
Honestly, same here. Every time I notice a typo I have to point it out lol
Same, and I am moderately dyslexic. Enough so that I need to put more effort than normal into writing every word. Shame on everyone who missed it.
I am the 90%.
Flute right over my head.
Drum drum tshhh
As a dyslexic person this whole thread made no sense to me and is full of fuckery.
You can't slide trombone anything past me. I noticed it right away.
* Well shit it took me a minuet.
FTFY
Hahahahahahahaha oh that's so perfect
I noticed it right away and was disappointed by the lack of a pun-chline
I called my friend Andy "Amdy" for like two years before he noticed. This meme would work better spoken.
There are two mistakes in the the current message you are reading.
True. Invoking a paradox is a mistake.
The lack of a second mistake is the the second mistake. I don't know if that is a paradox though.
It's a paradox because if you count it as a mistake, then there are two mistakes, so it's not a mistake, so there's only one mistake, so it is a mistake.
You can get away with all sorts of shenanigans and have your text still be readable - like removing all the vowels, or scrambling everything except the first and last letter of each word. Worth remembering when you see someone misspell a word they must have seen a million times.
Would probably work better if the word wasn't the first in the sentence. Humans probably use the first half of a sentence in their initial assumptions about what it's likely saying... Probably prioritising the first few the most.
This meme is an impressively recent study!