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[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Neil deGrasse Tyson is the living embodiment of "Ackchually". Every time I hear anything about him, it's because he's never heard of suspension of disbelief and makes stupid comments "correcting" anything that was obviously made for artistic or philosophical purposes.

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I don't get the hate. People turn to him for more "sciency" answers and in most cases the answer is "it's scientifically bogus". What kind of answer are you expecting? One where he throws out all credibility of his answer by forgoing science? At that point you might as well ask me and not him.

[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As an example, I dont think anyone prompted him for a science answer on this.

https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1158074774297468928?lang=en

I just think the guy can be pretty tone deaf, trying to make science the point of something when it very much has nothing to do with the subject at hand.

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At least he's consistent. He says things in the context of science. Statistically he's not wrong, it's simply lacking humanity which makes it wrong. If you want to go off on him for that I'm not going to defend that tweet.

But really that's not what you had in mind when you made your original comment which means that wasn't also what I defended.

[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I disagree, that's exactly what I had in mind when I made my original comment.

The gist of that tweet is such.

Everyone :"Hey a bunch of people were just killed in a mass shooting."

NDG: "Well ackchually, that many people being killed in a mass shooting only really gets attention because its a spectacle, here's a bunch of unrelated death counts."

I don't give a fuck if he's right or wrong statistically, and neither did anyone else when he made the tweet. Per my last comment, the whole point is that the statistics have nothing to do with the subject at hand.

Furthermore being consistent in this context is not necessarily a positive, again that is the entire crux of what I am getting at, not everything benefits from someone bringing up the science of something in all contexts, such as that tweet. These are reasons why I used it as an example.

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

because he's never heard of suspension of disbelief and makes stupid comments "correcting" anything that was obviously made for artistic or philosophical purposes.

So. Which part of his tweet needs suspension of disbelief and which artistic or philosophical purpose he ignored about the shootings?

[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Philosophy:

The study of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on logical reasoning.

Statistically he’s not wrong, it’s simply lacking humanity which makes it wrong.

So. What part of moral right and wrong and humanity doesn't have to do with philosophy at its basest level?

So to answer your question, probably the part where he ignored the entire concept of humanity and moral right and wrong (moral values) in favour of presenting statistical data, which was pointed out as morally wrong by yourself actually. Probably the part where he ignored the entire philosophical concept that the murder of a whole bunch of people is a bad thing and making a comment belittling it was not moral.

You implied it was so morally wrong you wouldn't even defend it, but here we are.

If you can't understand what philosophy has to do with human death, and see the part where Neil ignored it in favor of statistics, you should probably do some reading. I'm done explaining it to you.

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

The fuck? Do you not understand what you yourself have wrote?

makes stupid comments “correcting” anything that was obviously made for artistic or philosophical purposes

Says the act ITSELF was done for artistic or philosophical purposes and he makes stupid comments about that act. What you've done is apply the ignored philosophy to his comment not to the act itself. So I'm going to ask again, this time explicitly to make it crystal clear. Which part of the ACTUAL shootings, not the aftermath of the shootings, are purposefully philosophical or artistic? And if there are any, how did he ignore those parts.

And how about you don't ignore the suspension of disbelief part. You said that tweet was EXACTLY what you had in mind. Where's the suspension of disbelief?

EDIT: Alternatively you can just admit that this was not what you had in mind with the original comment.

[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Per edits on my last comment, if you cant find a link between mass murder and philosophy, then you should really do some reading. I'm not going to explain it to you because there are thousands of books which could be considered relevant to that.

Regarding suspension of disbelief, I never stated that every instance of NDG saying anything needed to contain both that and discrediting things that are artistic/philosophical.

because he’s never heard of suspension of disbelief and makes stupid comments

Your implication that the above excerpt at all means that any example I give must contain both of these in a single comment from NDG leads me to believe you have a tenuous grasp of the English language. The sentence is saying he does both of these things, but does not say he does both of them at the same time.

Your argument of trying to lock me into specific use of language instead of discussing the ideas at hand is not only lazy, but does not provide counter to the criticisms I have made about NDG and is arguably an amphiboly at this point.

If you want an example of him correcting something while ignoring suspension of disbelief, perhaps you should read the article linked in the post above.

Furthermore I'm not going to admit I had something else in mind because its not true in the slightest, even if it would make the strawman fallacy you are also trying to use work out better for you.

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[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I like Neil... He's asbergers as fuck but I always liked his passion and the way he explains things with energy and without making the question asker feel like an idiot.

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[–] IoSapsai@lemm.ee 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

After his interview about plant aliens coming to Earth and looking in horror at how people eat vegetables, I refuse to listen to anything that this man says. I used to really like him as a kid, shame.

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

That's ironic, on the flip side you have people in the ufo/alien circles who are upset because of his statements that no other civilization would ever want to visit or study this planet.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The book also wasn't, shocking i know.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Almost like, and hear me out on this, science fiction isn't science, but fiction.

mind blown

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A lot of science fiction should instead be called science fantasy.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Which is why I hate the majority of scifi as they aren’t self aware.

Self aware science fantasy can be excellent.

Hard science fiction can also be excellent for different reasons.

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So like hitchhikers guide?

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sadly I've never gotten around to reading Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy however what I have heard is good.

I'm a big fan of the satire in 40k which has novels spanning several genres, so there's almost always a fresh type of novel to dig into, even if they are the equivalent of cheap romance novels but for nerds

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I highly suggest you give hitchhiker's guide the time. Not sure if you've read any Terry Pratchett, but IMO Douglas Adams is on another level (and Pratchett is pretty good himself). I ended up reading all his books in like two sittings once I started.

[–] billgamesh@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

If you haven't heard the original radio drama, i highly recommend. I actually prefer it to the books now. It's on archive.org.

[–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 1 points 8 months ago

I don't even think science is involved. Dune is straight fantasy.

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, honestly, the phenomena in the book were surprisingly plausible.

Obviously the movie took some liberties here and there, either out of necessity or purely for style, but pretty much everything in the book at least has some semblance of a connection to our current understanding of science.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't think seeing into the future using drugs and the crazy women cult with power to control people with their voice was really aiming for scientific accuracy.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Best part where they had genetic memories from after the genes were passed.

[–] jdnewmil@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The books went to some pains to convey that memories after birth were not passed along. Haven't watched this flick though.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

No, they weren't going to any lenght to show that, iirc Leto II and some BG admitted to have memories of many deaths, which would be impossible if those were genetic memories. The only one who legitly could have those was the last Duncan since he was ghola made from the amalgam of genetic material from many previous gholas, and even in his case it was explicitly said he had memories he shouldn't have.

It's just magic.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Which is still complete bollocks, of course. Your genes don’t get continually updated with memory data while you’re alive, or even change at all.

Stay off the drugs, Frank.

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The Bene Gesserit control people by knowing how to modulate their voice to trigger people's base instincts. Like, that instinct that tells you to run when you hear a tiger's roar, or shiver when you hear a whisper. It's just that, cranked up to 11. Iirc, they can only really use the Voice on a person after having studied them to find what they will react to (or if they happen to be particularly weak-willed).

As for seeing the future: Computers were replaced with humans long ago in Dune, but they continued to fill and develop those niches with the human mind. Future-sight is essentially like a supercomputer running a simulation, which is why Paul is able to see the future better when he takes spice, or the Water of Life. By gaining the latent genetic knowledge of his ancestors and thereby having more data to work from, he is better able to run these mental simulations.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The explanations were thorough and fun (in my opinion), just not the most scientific. But I think Dune, like star wars, was always more of a space opera than hard scifi. It definitely does a better job, but if your looking for a better "predict the future with data" scifi story, then foundation is a better fit from that era.

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[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

latent genetic knowledge of his ancestors

Oh so complete fantasy

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Well, yeah, it's a fiction novel.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Man I sure hope the year 10191 isn't considered scientifically accurate by 2024 standards

[–] oDDmON@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Newsflash!

Neil Degrasse Tyson secretly aspired to be a mentat; is sore he’ll lose cred if he reveals same.

[–] ebc@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In the book (and in the first movie) they specifically talk about "drum sand", in the book it's explained that it is a specific condition of the sand bed due to wind or something. Maybe Neil missed that?

I get his point about worm movement, though.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I assume the worms move with something akin to jet propulsion. They suck sand in the front continuously and it travels all the way through them and out the back.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

All of these comments expressing distaste with Neil deGrasse Tyson's character. I want to hear what people think about the actual criticism though.

(For those who didn't click: sand absorbs sound, so there's no way worms can hear thumping. Also, how do the worms move while rigid/straight.)

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The criticism is of course accurate enough. It's even addressed in the books - there is some discussion in the books about "drum sand", but it isn't really elaborated on in the movie.

[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

You just have to read the books. It's a very good piece of science fiction

[–] billgamesh@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

spoilerIt's based on a soft science book about a guy who can see into the future, has a super-computer brain and controls people with his voice. In later book a guy's clone gets his dead memories because he was ordered to kill his buddy. Another guy lives for 3000 years by putting worms on his skin.


It's a fun series with some philosophical themes. I recommend it. scientific accuracy was not a goal and seems beside the point, but it makes sense for a science entertainer to have something to say about it while it's trending

P.S. their plated skin is involved in their movement. Think it's less a wriggle sometimes and more like a sound wave. compress expand?

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago
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