Ask Lemmy

More variety for formal wear. I hate that women get to express themselves more elaborately and I get to pick what color my tie is.

I want to wear capes without people thinking I'm a magician lol

We should replace all of men's (pointlessly tight and uncomfortable) formal attire with loose-fitting, Qing dynasty-style robes.

I'm not a dude, but I think guys should embrace the purse( or manbag if you prefer). I love carrying all my shit with me.

I'd love to see men have more freedom to personalise their fashion with colour and cut. As it is, men's fashion tends to be cookie cutter with the odd personal flourish, and it should be more than that

Make skirts and dresses socially acceptable for men! They look so comfy.

Make cargo shorts cool again

Kaftans, tunics, dashikis.

Ill probably be judged, but honestly more skin, more tightness, etc.

Women can wear tight ass dresses or wear outfits that question why are they not just naked at that point, while men have long ass shorts.

I want to see men in leggings, crop tops, bikinis/thongs (were appropriate)

Skirts, bro. Could really use that breeze on a hot day.

Fuck you neckties. And just suits in general too.

Oh yeah, and why is it that sneakers aren't an acceptable shoe in certain situations? I mean sure, if they are some gaudy fluorescent green shoes, they would look out of place in most work environments. But why is a monochromatic black or brown sneaker any different than a dress shoe?

Make the person designing outfits in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in charge of all men's fashion in real life.

Business shorts

I wish I had more opportunities to wear my 3-story-tall armored mechanical exoskeleton with gatling gun arms in public. Just never seem to get invited to the right parties.

No more mullets. They're fuckin everywhere down here. You look like a half-fucked toothbrush, cut it out!

Sporrans. Those leather Scottish fannypacks that give you a single pocket when you're wearing a kilt.

They're good for so many reasons:

• extra pocket
• has a chain, furry leather, and badass tassels
• protect your junk from ranged attacks
• big enough for wallet, keys, phone

Togas need to make a comeback.

I want more top hats. I want us all looking like the WB frog.

.. and no I'm not joking.

The power bulge

There needs to be more kilts. We need to adopt the kilt as not just a regional thing.

Beyond that, I really wish that boxer briefs were more comfortable. I like the support, but they tend to bunch up if I sit for too long.

lol I was going to suggest getting rid of what the dude before me said everyone should wear. Most dudes just look the same in their drab, monochrome monkey suits. I don't feel like men have fashion. Just utilitarian clothing that has no personality.

Make thawbs and surongs fashionable in the hot deserts of the USA.

Id like to axe suits and from the wardrobe entirely and see what new things pop up. They're boring.

Everything.

Money belts are coming back, but not the old style. We're wearing it across the chest, like a bag. They're even making money belts with more of an adjustable belt so that you can use however you want/feel better. Basically, becomes a bag.

I really wish it would be more mainstream. I always wore shorts with more pockets because fuck I didn't like holding shit in my hand. Recently, shorts with pockets haven't really been a thing, so I gave the money belt a chance and I really like its utility. Nothing inside my short pockets anymore.