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Being an ex yakuza

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)

Space mining.

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

Genociding an entire planet, making said planet implode.

War crimes.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Killing Nazis

Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…

MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

Rimworld players:

Killing the queen (chess)

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

Killing mr house

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.