ax_xa

joined 1 year ago
[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Oh my god this would work

[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!

[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where are they gathering?

I would check Waffle House.

[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

Get a better lawyer, divorce him as you were advised in the previous threads, and do not try to contact him yourself anymore. Truly let all that psychodrama go.

[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Furiously parses every word of your sentence, with a special minute examination of the emoji

[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

YoUr BoOtStRaPs!

[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There will be no lube.

[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

It’s not wasted, it’s practice!

Don’t let that part of your brain that wants to inhibit you win on this one. You tried, but the dude wasn’t available, so it doesn’t even count! Now you get to try again!

[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

They are revealing that they do not sleep well through the night.

[–] ax_xa@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

The British sent us Beatles and Monty Python, let them have this.

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