this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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[–] glimpseintotheshit@sh.itjust.works 209 points 1 year ago (7 children)

It's real, i feel dirty after looking it up. You're welcome

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 51 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

Thank you please take a shower

[–] kadu@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] BigJim@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you look up the tweet or the allegation?

[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Doing the Lord’s work here 🙏

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[–] TinyPizza@kbin.social 121 points 1 year ago (3 children)

wouldn't Elon be the "cuck" in this scenario, as Mark is taking what was his as he watches intensely?

[–] andrewrgross 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unfortunately you're operating too far above his level.

He noticed that a mean word rhymed. That's apparently where he's at now. I wish he'd hit rock bottom, this is just sad now.

[–] Resistentialism@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

He didn't notice it. He saw it online. Let's be real here.

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[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 103 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pretty big talk for someone whose mom called off a fight.

[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

what, did that really happen?

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[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Every single person I've ever met that has used the word "cuck" has been an absolute loser with nothing going on.

[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, people who don't get laid use this word as an insult

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[–] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

Joseph, Jesus's father is the the GOAT cuck.

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[–] el_cordoba@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's quite telling that I can't tell if this is real or not and I can't be bothered to log in to check.

[–] BB69@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It’s real, however is anybody going to disagree with this statement

[–] Blaubarschmann@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

He's got a point

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[–] mojo@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Jesus fucking Christ

[–] gornar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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[–] errer@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] crocostix@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So I guess bullying and harassing people is OK if you own the platform that you do it on?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Rules for thee, not for me!

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[–] SnowboardBum@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago

Musk is a fuckfaceprofasicistpieceofshit

Am I doing it right?

[–] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's a fucking child. I agree with @lemmyshmemmy@lemmy.world. It's time to filter these guys and stop giving them attention.

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[–] andrewrgross 27 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Maybe he got hacked?

Like... in his brain five years ago?

Seriously, it's embarrassing to watch this. I'm experiencing pity. I didn't think I could pity such a rich asshole, but the levels of divorced dad energy here are genuinely making me wish someone would take this guy out for ice cream and talk him into deleting his social media and getting his life back in order.

[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elon was always like this.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought they stopped using "cuck" as an insult after their poster boy wore horns on January 6.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.one 27 points 1 year ago

Elon thinks he's the funniest most Online Boy ever, but he has never posted a meme less than 5 years old.

[–] KingScoob@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to witness this. What a time to be alive.

[–] Blatheringman@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Based on Elon's dating history...Yeah, I think we both know who the real cuck is.

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[–] exohuman@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

He is so unprofessional. I can’t see why anyone would like him.

[–] Stan@lemmywinks.com 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe these guys are having a beer and laughing at us.

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[–] Nerrad@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've just run out of adjectives to describe #ElonMusk.
Does human history have an equivalent of someone so rich who is so publicly and so very infantile, fragil and immature (I will spot you Trump).

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[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

Musk is a soulless husk.

[–] lemmyshmemmy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there any way to filter out keywords on Lemmy? I'm sick of hearing about these assholes. It's what they want.

[–] fox@lemmy.fakecake.org 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

yeah i too would appreciate keyword-based filters.

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[–] webghost0101@lemmy.fmhy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never thought a day would come where i would root for the zuckerman but here we are.

Meta is a danger to society but at least there is a brain behind it.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.one 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's no need to root for Zuckerberg either. Root for wasps that only eat billionaires.

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[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] cantsurf@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

All I see is, "please keep talking about me"

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