At the age of 69 while 69'ing
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I want my death to be something remarkable that people remember as a really weird event. Nothing violent - just remarkable.
During prayer
Live long, die fast
Nonviolently would be nice. And I’d like it to not involve famine, drought, or natural disaster if at all possible. Idk I think I could handle a heart attack in my later decades if that’s good with everyone.
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I don't really care so long as it doesn't hurt.
I always thought falling from a plane would be interesting. Scary, yes, but you have a few minutes to accept the inevitable. You would also have some hope to McGyver your way out of it, by trying to slow down your fall and land in a deep body of water. People have survived it.
I would probably close my eyes the last few seconds though.
Water is like concrete at terminal velocity, your best bet is to aim for a tree.
Cocaine heart attack on the dance floor 🕺🏼
In a submarine deep in an ocean trench or near a big blast, worst case nitrogen gas with an opiate and maybe a little bzd twist
While sleeping after an awesome day when I feel like I got what I wanted from life.
Having a romantic partner tie me down to my bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me
Peacefully, in my sleep.
But if I die at the hands of the state, I want you all to politicise the fuck out of it. None of this "not the right time" nonsense. It will be exactly the right time and you fuckers better make sure my death counts.
Seeks inflicted gunshot wound.
Only when I want to.
Hypothermia, as apparently it's not at all painful, and I wish to avoid pain.
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Surrounded by the rest of humanity as we watch the last star die.
After my wife.
Once that I finish my backlog of games, books, comics, mangas, TV shows, anime, movies, places to drive/visit... I can go on.
Oblivious.
Not on my sleep.
Awake, minimal pain and reasonable mental acuity intact form my age. I want to experience the transition!
Peacefully surrounded by family and friends. If that's not an option, then I want to get killed by a falling piano.
Sober.
By being snapped away by the infinity gauntlet.
Instant death in a car/motorcycle accident in my late 70s early 80s