[-] guyrocket@kbin.social -1 points 1 day ago

Miss me with this pussy shit, bitches!

You need to punch up your comeback game? I gotchu!

Someone called you a motherfucker? "I found out yo momma so UGLEE her blowjobs count as anal. And she LOOOVES giving me "anal"."

Someone called you a rebel without a cause? "At least I'm not a faggot without a dick."

Some comebacks that work for almost anything:

Did you think of that YOURSELF, Einstein?
You're dumber than you look.
You're not the brightest bulb in the pack, are you?
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
Did your mommy tell you to say that?
Are you always an asshole or only on Fridays?
Are you sure you know what all those words mean?
I’ve been called worse by better.
You go out in public with that face?
Your village called – they want their idiot back.
You’ll never be the man your mom is.
Which circus did you escape from?
Which zoo did you escape from?
Which ape cage did you escape from?
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Grab a straw, because you suck.
I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain.
If you were a spice, you’d be flour.
It’d be awesome if you used glue instead of Chapstick.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 15 points 1 day ago

Thank you, Nima!

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 26 points 2 days ago

What age do you have to be to get this joke?

Kids probably think its a sexual reference.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 19 points 2 days ago

Next we should cut off thieves' hands. Then harvest organs randomly from prisoners.

They're criminals. They should not have any rights. Fuck em, right?

(/s)

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 5 points 2 days ago

Its all yo momma's fault!

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 5 points 3 days ago

I am sure some farmers are rich.

I am also sure that farmers, like almost any other large group, have a wide range of incomes.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 5 points 3 days ago

Wealthy white men from rural areas

Farmers?

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 2 points 3 days ago
[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 3 points 3 days ago

Some of the best steak I've ever had is ribeye fried then baked.

Skillet to oven

Skillet to oven cooking chart

Above instructions (and site) CANNOT be beat. Buy prime ribeye if you can.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 1 points 3 days ago

Stirlon? Is that stirlon silver?

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 3 points 3 days ago

Maple syrup is awesome. Peanut butter and maple syrup is better. Peanut butter, maple syrup, and mixed nuts is best.

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submitted 6 days ago by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Any platform(s).

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Mine is the computer. I continue to be amazed at what we can do with them.

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submitted 1 month ago by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Right now it seems like its "A.I.". Still big now are the wars in the Middle East and Ukraine. Recently we had COVID 19.

What's next?

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submitted 1 month ago by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Most are probably too young to remember but nanotechnology was supposed to be the most super amazing thing ever.

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submitted 2 months ago by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/AskKbin@kbin.social

Related question: What cloudy temperature will melt as much as 35 F and sunny?

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submitted 2 months ago by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Trying to set this up for some healthcare stuff I want to keep private. Finding this to be very difficult, mostly because I can't find anonymous, secure email.

Any advice welcome.

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submitted 2 months ago by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Trying to set this up for some healthcare stuff I want to keep private. Finding this to be very difficult, mostly because I can't find anonymous, secure email.

Any advice welcome.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Phones could allow much higher security if they supported 2 factor authentication. This could be face/fingerprint along with a typed or swiped password. This seems like a simple solution that leverages software that is already implemented. Just make it an added option in addition to the existing one

ETA: Sorry for the duplicate posts, I was getting error messages. Pls use this one.

I am surprised there is confusion about what 2fa is. Here is a simple definition: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/security/business/security-101/what-is-two-factor-authentication-2fa

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submitted 3 months ago by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

As asked.

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submitted 3 months ago by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

As asked.

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Vector Pinball (kbin.social)
submitted 4 months ago by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/fdroid@lemmy.ml

I would like to recommend Vector Pinball to anyone with even a passing interest in video pinball or video games.

I find this game to be very impressive, even more so as a free app on F-droid. I need to send this dev some cash, I have probably put >200 hours into this game and I am really enjoying it.

Things I like:
Physics are perfect.
8 boards
Each board plays very uniquely.
Great depth of play, the boards are complex and take some work to unlock/see everything.
Addictive.
Some boards are very difficult.
Unique look with vector graphics. Reminds me of Tron.
Pretty good music.

Things I don't like:
My phone doesn't have pinball buttons. Doing that on the screen is a bit awkward. Workable but awkward.
The ball can pass between your flippers with no chance to hit it. Often normal for pinball, this always annoys me. I think I should always have some chance to hit and save the ball.
Show me my score and high scores as soon as I finish a game. I should not have to press a button or wait for the scrolling to see these.

9/10

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by guyrocket@kbin.social to c/metal@lemmy.ml

T Pain - War Pigs

This has been blowing up on "another social media site" and I'm just curious what lemmy metalheads think.

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