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Religious Cringe

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This is the official Lemmy for the r/ReligiousCringe***** subreddit. This is a community about poking fun at the religious fundamentalist's who take their religion a little bit too far. Here you will find religious content that is so outrageous and so cringeworthy that even someone who is mildly religious will cringe.

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This definitely happened /s (midwest.social)
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[–] MisterMcBolt@lemmy.world 78 points 9 months ago (10 children)

What I don’t get about this sort of preaching is that it highlights a major issue with the Christian faith. If their god is truly good and loves everyone equally, why is he so selective with his miracles? Why wait until the preacher is attacked to cure the child’s blindness? Why allow the preacher to be harmed at all? Why even need preachers if you’re so powerful? You could just show everyone you exist, and fix their worst problems while you’re at it.

Maybe their god wants us to live without his direct intervention, which I can respect. However, why would we see ANY miracles then? He seems quite petty.

I’m not even an atheist. I have spiritual beliefs. But these half-assed attempts at spreading their faith just come across as desperate and manipulative.

[–] RiddleMeeWhy@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oooh look into the old testament. God is super petty. Christianity is a retcon

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"why did you kill my family, drive away my flock, make my friends hate me, and riddle me with disease?"

"To win a bet. Also don't fucking talk back to me you little shit!"

[–] psud@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Job, right? (I wasn't raised in a particularly religious home)

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yes that's Job, the favorite punching bag

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

This a great video by Dr Justin Sledge that explained the evolution of Yahweh from being a storm god, the devil (ba’al), a wise old zeus-like head of a pantheon, and all the fun ways people hated each other for it.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Because the concept of the Christian god is literally just the "divine" version of a man ruling his home as a king.

He can do whatever he wants because it's his home. Praise him because he lets you live in his house. Do what he commands because he lets you live in his house. Ignore the blatant abusive rhetoric because he lets you live in his house. Kill anyone who disregards his claim because it's his house.

[–] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ancient religions, including the period before the national religion of Israel became “monotheistic,” were very transactional. You make a sacrifice of a goat, you get rain. You spit on a temple, you get struck blind. You sit there peacefully herding goats, you get raped. The gods represented the view of the world and nature, which was often capricious and cruel.

Judaism, as it developed slowly into its more modern form, continued the transactional relationship but made it more formalized and more highly regulated by the priestly class. The difference in the teachings attributed to the early Christian belief system (I’m not going to get into whether there was a historical Jesus or what the relationship there might have been) was that they advocated for a less transactional relationship and went for a more emotional one. Of course, that’s problematic for organized religion, which relies on ceremonies and regulated behaviors, and you can see it as a constant tension running through history between different sects.

But dividing points of view/stories like this between transactional and “unconditional” can help to conceptualize some of these kinds of things, in my opinion.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

To add to that, most people have the misconception that people always feared their gods. There are countless recordings of times when the people got sick of the gods' shit. As an example: Town sacrifices goat for rain. Nothing but drought. Fuckthis.jpg. The town takes the local statue of their god and sticks it head-first in the mud of the local riverbank. Downpour ensues. Even in religion, the workers need to seize the means of production.

[–] psud@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

One surprising thing about groups that strengthen themselves with overt in-groups and out-groups is the more work (within limits) it takes to stay as part of the in-group the more strongly people attach to the group

So you really do need those rituals and ceremonies and especially sacrifices

"Luckily" the churches have all worked this out and it's rare to see mistakes like making the religion too easy

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

It would ve kind of funny if god was just a huge dick. I'll let this random child speak while i watch the world championship of war.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

The edge of the observable universe is about 270,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away.

Yet god exists and cares about this insignificant blue speck of wet dust?

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

mysterious ways

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Also, if this god person doesn't want us to rely on them why would people worship or pray to them.

Furthermore, why would they reveal themselves at all?

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

That's deep, dude.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This didn't happen so hard, it caused several things that had happened to unhappen.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

This happened. I was there. I am that child. I didn't speak my whole life like because it's all some mo bull shiiet. Then I saw mom giving this bleeding old man shit, and I figured enough is enough. My mom is one of "those" atheists. It's fucking unbearable.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Reverse image search shows it originated on a Facebook page in Swahili.

LOL. Seems legit!

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

More likely, this old dude was grabbing underage ass on a train, and someone nailed him with a heavy buckled purse, then someone said “thank god”.

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And the everyone burst into a "hallelujah, lord!".

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The boy’s name? Albert Einstein.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

It's true, I was the train.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

First time seeing this community.

Saw the post. Then the community name. Checks out.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 9 months ago

Also first time, but I subscribed and look forward to more.

[–] Cornpop@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Things that didn’t happen for 5000

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

They forgot the "And then everyone clapped!" Didn't happen unless everyone clapped afterwards! Amateurs!

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago