this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 70 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Let me make sure I understand what is happening here... This is a painting of Donald Duck using his massive erection to beat up Son Goku from Dragonball? Am I getting that right? Is there some context to go with this?

[–] miseducator@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Donald Duck doesn't wear pants and, being a duck, his penis is corkscrew-shaped to allow him to navigate duck vagina mazes. Therefore, Goku must be getting slapped up with a duck tumor.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ducks are a ridiculous evolution of rape and counter rape traits. It is stunning once you dig into it.

[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would like to subscribe to duck reproductive facts!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you know: Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilisation from the wrong male

[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's the neat part, they don't! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the info my friend. Be well.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I'll just be over here.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I was going to make a similar comment, I vaguely remember him eating or drinking something funny and it going around in his stomach as such.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All I know is you'll never hear someone yelling "duck" the same way again.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh no.

Thanks a lot buddy.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It looked to me like Goku is fucking Donald in the ass and that's Goku's 1m long cock bulging out of Donald's belly.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm choosing to believe that's not what is happening

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

You have chosen... wisely.

[–] lefaucet 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Both Goku and donald are straight copies of frames from actual cartoons. Juxtapoaing them like this is pure genius and I hope the artist was awarded hansomly for their contribution to human culture.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Which cartoon is that Donald frame from?

[–] lefaucet 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Awesome thanks. A bee was actually my first guess but then I thought "that doesn't really make sense", bees are known for stinging not strong flying. I've probably seen it before in another life that I don't really remember.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

Well...there is a giant duck dong, and apparently the speed of it's engorgement has, indeed, knocked out Goku.

So...yeah.

[–] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was his tail...

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I thought the part on the bottom was his tail

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please excuse my ignorance of the standard dimensions of duck penises 🙏🥺

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They're corkscrew shaped as well. Just wanted to add that to your knowledge bank on duck penises.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

I didn't want to believe this but, if the internet is too be believed, sure enough a select few birds including ducks seem to have penises. I also learned of the term "proto-phallus". What a day.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 31 points 9 months ago

Now THIS is art.

[–] bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago
[–] scytale@lemm.ee 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's another one beside it. I saw someone post it somewhere else but I don't remember. I think it was Vegeta saying "I committed tax fraud" or something like that.

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (7 children)
[–] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You did me dirty like Donald's dick.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

I needed this, thank you.

[–] underscore_@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 months ago

Such a soothing voice too.

[–] ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Honestly the guy had a pretty interesting opinion in that commentary

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Wow, impressive. I didn't realize art can be so dated, yet still so impactful.

[–] NabeGewell@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I can't believe you did this.

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Damn, that's clever and well made.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sci-en-tifically acc-ur-ate duck tales!

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[–] rarely@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I guess he didn't duck that cock