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[โ€“] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I can finger my ass and jack off while holding my phone. Have a good day ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And still have a free hand to hold the tissues. Nice

[โ€“] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

For what? I like my cum to land on my chest so I can show my Grindr sluts. I said good day sir. ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] Swaziboy@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

I fucking LOL'd, keeping it classy Lemmy

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[โ€“] snooggums@kbin.social 55 points 10 months ago

Biblically accurate snow angels.

[โ€“] Chozo@kbin.social 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I can finally take on General Kenobi.

[โ€“] Alivrah@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Beware, I heard he's a bold one!

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[โ€“] ShadowRam@kbin.social 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I can now finally solder things easier.

Drink my coffee while gaming.

Use Push to Talk a lot more while gaming.

Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.

[โ€“] tourist@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.

Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?

Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?

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[โ€“] mom@nom.mom 43 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Omg, I can finally use my cane and carry more than one f*n thing at a time! Or - on a rough day - use my walker and carry my coffee without fear of a tiny bump into something spilling coffee everywhere! It's the little things like that that I miss

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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[โ€“] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Complain about how uncomfortable it is to lay on my side now

[โ€“] Fester@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Twice the shoulders, double the sharp pain

[โ€“] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] revv@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wait for someone to drop in and say "hello there" before terminating them.

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[โ€“] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

Carry my cat around all day without having to put her down to do anything. We'd both be so happy.

[โ€“] forty2@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness

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[โ€“] saigot@lemmy.ca 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] nis@feddit.dk 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's stopping you from doing that right now?

[โ€“] saigot@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

A proper handshake requires right hand with right hand or left hand with left hand.

[โ€“] FireWire400@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

That's what double neck guitars were invented for

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[โ€“] Mothra@mander.xyz 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Finally, I don't need to drop my drawing tablet pen to use the mouse

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[โ€“] poopiddy@pawb.social 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

now i can super masturbate

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[โ€“] assplode@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!

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Whatever it is, Iโ€™ll definitely still procrastinate and maybe not even do it

[โ€“] nutsack@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

jerk off 4 dicks at once obviously

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[โ€“] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

I shall compete in Mortal Kombat.

[โ€“] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

My drumming would get wild

[โ€“] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[โ€“] Rand0mA@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป

[โ€“] solitaire@infosec.pub 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

I use one of the extra arms to hit the enter key at work. This brings me much joy.

Seriously, one of my biggest frustrations is the tiny inefficiency caused by needing to use a mouse and keyboard at the same time. I can navigate most of it with just the left hand side of the keyboard except for hitting enter at the end of forms. Moving my hand off my mouse or from the left hand side of the keyboard to the right in this rapid, heavily repeated process is uncomfortable.

Now I've written all that I've realised I should just bind it to something on the left hand side of the keyboard or the mouse though. Oh well, I'll put it on the to do for Monday lmao

Also being able to type with both hands, hold the old school corded phones we still have, and use the mouse or write with a pen at the same time would rule.

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[โ€“] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Four at once. Four tacos at one time. Four tacos running a train on my face hole until my face is covered in sauce that drips down my chin from my greedy taco loving lips.

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Become the chief henchman at an illegal martial arts tournament Island.

[โ€“] beercupcake@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Drums and piano gonna get far more challenging with new limbs.
Suddenly that double neck guitar send more reasonable to buy too :D

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[โ€“] nis@feddit.dk 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I shudder at how even more awkward hugs would be. There is four permutations (with regards to arm-positioning) for hugs between two two-armed individuals. It's way to early to calculate how many two sets of four arms will give. I'm quite sure I would still get it wrong 95% of the times (With a 5% confidence interval).

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[โ€“] DemBoSain@midwest.social 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to have to start power-lifting if I want to be Vishnu for Halloween.

Hmmmm...better idea, get a mask, go as Ganesha.

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[โ€“] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 9 points 10 months ago

Maybe I can finally do 1 full pull-up.

[โ€“] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

First thing, I'm gonna do that Goro thing where he holds a guy up with two arms and pummels them with the other two

[โ€“] Tantheiel@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Still try to carry too much in the house when I get home from grocery shopping

[โ€“] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
  • Cooking in half the food prep time.
  • Climbing
  • Doing laundry while reading/surfing
  • Sex/Masturbation
  • Snowball fight
  • Cartwheeling
  • Running on all sixs while telling the flabbergasted to be playing ant
  • Advanced name dancing
  • Clapping very loudly
  • Digging with two shovels
  • Mastering rock paper scissors
  • Swimming
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[โ€“] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Five women at the same time.

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[โ€“] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 points 10 months ago

Nobodies happier than the guy with four knives.

[โ€“] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Reeeaaalllly stretch out and relax.

[โ€“] Gigan@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Buy even more groceries and still carry them in one trip

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