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Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs.
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Server. Everyone is a server.
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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And a group of servers is called a kubernetes.
Shouldn't it be a "cluster"?
I thought about that, but I didn't think that got the joke across as well. Probably overthought it but 🤷♂️
I doubt many people outside of IT know what Kubernetes is 😅. At least with "Cluster" you get a "Why?" Instead of "What?".
Right, but at least for now that's most of the demographic on Lemmy.
Academically perhaps. In the field it's colloquially called a "hospitality night".
Nginx wench
Using which Linux distro?
I am super lazy so I often pick terms like this by default so I don't have to spend cycles thinking about age or gender.
Waitress superior
Waitriarchs is very witty, well done.
Waitlocks
You’re thinking of an Eldritch Waitress. What OP meant was a waitress that fuses metal objects together.
That's a wailder. OP was thinking of a waitress that works with locks.
That's a waitcracker. OP was thinking of a waitress who just walks into a house of bears, eats their food and falls asleep.
"Bar wench! Where's me grog?!"
In a few languages you refer to people based on their relative age vs yourself. So a young waitress is one word, a older waitress is another, etc.
Why?
I don't know. They seem more powerful.
Meaningless titles with superfluous connotations just leads us to more useless middle management.
We don't need a new term.
Should new ones be called waitrwards?
Fellow human seems to work.
hey are you a fellow human? yeah cool grab me a glass of water please uhh i don't work here
We are hiring a fellow human for low wages but you might get great tips what do i need to do? youll be a servant to rude dirtbags. can i call myself a waitress instead please? No our culture requires official titles to be fellow human for all staff and patrons and you will all go by the name Sam
Yeah, but if I start shouting that in a restaurant I'm going to get everyone's attention instead of the old lady responsible for my meal.