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Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs. (lemmy.crimedad.work)
submitted 10 months ago by CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://jorts.horse/users/fathermcgruder/statuses/111734226439984153

Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs.

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You’re thinking of an Eldritch Waitress. What OP meant was a waitress that fuses metal objects together.

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a wailder. OP was thinking of a waitress that works with locks.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's a waitcracker. OP was thinking of a waitress who just walks into a house of bears, eats their food and falls asleep.