I’m only here to complain about the shitty joints.
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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Three groups of fanboys. The modelling fans are pissed off over the shitty kitbash.
Shitbash
Thew?
Same, but I'm at my yearly health check-up.
Is that fucking thermal paste????
This bucket of thermal paste's never gonna get us past the blockade.
Brother if your thermal paste looks like clay you need to swap it out
The door to my home office:
Right side needs this.
That's exactly why I bought it. I'm a huge MSTie.
I wish there were decent Tom and Crow (and even Gypsy/GPC) figures in the right proportions. The Funko ones suck. I wrote to Super 7 Toys to see if they were interested in producing a line and they said they'd look into it. Who knows?
That's Captain Raynolds Galactica!
And this is my favorite ship on the Citadel
No one expects the Reaper Inquisition
Their chief weapon is fear. Fear and cannibalism.
I love Dune!
trade must flow
In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.
A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.
Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.
The title: Trek Wars.
Just install a big heavy iris door over the other end of the wormhole so that they cant rematerialize in your universe, invasion solved.
For the Federation and New Republic they need to join forces and have a three hour long movie about it.
For SG1 this is a normal Tuesday.
The Borg would be fucked though. Especially once they assimilate the B1 battle droids.
"Uhh wait. Uhh, resistance is futile. Roger Roger."
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The 3rd party N64 controller that your friend has to use.
Wait, is this the ship from Firefly?
I believe that is "The O'Neal" actually.
Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.
Star Wreck: Deep Space Nein.
What's so controversial about Gandalf's horse Shadowfax? Did he not in fact show us the meaning of haste?
Excuse me, but I think you'll find that Gandalf's horse was named Artax and he died by sinking in the fire swamp.
Right, of course! It's been too long since I last read the A Song of Ice and Fire series!
I just wish George R. R. Lucas would finish writing Prince Caspian already.
In his defense, he was pretty distraught when Dungeons & Dragons all but scuppered their succesful adaptation of his life's work in favor of their autobiographical movie..
Jokes on you, I love Farscape.
Enterprise Falcon: USS Millenium
It would be better if they attached that to some warp nacelles
Cut down the Kessel run to 11 parsecs
Can you travel at warp and hyperspeed at the same time?
Yeah they did it in the famous space documentary "Space Balls". It's called "Ludicrous".
It's a dangerous maneuver that is liable to send your ship into plaid
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Geordi LaForge looking at the engines with disgust on his face. Bitch you live like this?
Scotty: Aye, it'll take five hours, but I'll make it fly in three.
I like this.
So say we all.
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