ummthatguy

joined 1 year ago
[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 2 points 4 weeks ago

Seems lemmy.world is under maintenance, so dusting off the alt.

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 36 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Sure it is. It may be flashier, have a larger budget, and largely miss the spirit of the series at that time... I had a point here somewhere.

Eh, pick and choose what bits you enjoy.

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A bit conflicted, I imagine.

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Inspired by gregorum's post concerning issues with startrek.website, which is ironic as lemmy.world is a bit glitchy right now and isn't letting me upload and had to use my alt here.

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist.

We show it.

We show all of it.

Because what's the one major thing missing from all sci-fi these days, guys?

Full penetration.

Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it.

I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Riker really going to town on this hot, young engineer.

From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl - all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.

And then he explores again.

He's out scanning for life forms.

Then he's back to the warp core for some more full penetration.

Explores, back to the core, full penetration.

Explore, penetration, explore, full penetration, explore, penetration...

And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 40 or so minutes until the episode just sort of ends.

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's alive!

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Worked with a guy who could pick up a dime with one of the forks. About the only thing he could do with precision, but still impressive.

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He left this comm some weeks ago, but it wasn't apparent why til recently.

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

To vaguely sum up:

There are/will be other places I'll be around.

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

Just some internal drama. If you're enjoying the community, then no worries.

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Rule of Acquisition #17

 
 
 
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Thanks to distantsounds for the template.

 
 

Posting now for those who have to go down early/what have you. In the image is my go to toast and may it hold true for you all in the coming year!

 
 
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Lower Decks: Ladies Night (startrek.website)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ummthatguy@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 

Bouncing off of Blackout and Flying Squid.

 
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