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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I like how clear the difference is between the ones aimed at men and the ones aimed at women.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Tbf as a woman I never understood those. It's not like it's a picture book. If it was a comic book or a story full of pictures, like kids books, it would be a lot more interesting

Btw only noobs like shredded guys. Every woman knows a dad body is a LOT more confortable to spoon with.

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honest question: Why? Muscles aren't hard when they're relaxed, a muscular person would still be soft and cuddly if they're not flexing.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

They are not. I dated my personal trainer a while back and he was very unconfortable. It was lile laying on a rock. On the other hamd he was super hot, just not confy

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You. I like you.

I feel the same about women. Mom bods feel pretty damn great.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Or if you're my ex you just do all of the above.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Straight dude here trying to figure it out.

The only thing I got is that one has a woman on the cover.

Otherwise I got nothin.

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

Maybe the ones with a face vs without a face? As a gay I'm lost here too

[–] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 10 months ago

"Wicked cowboy wolf"

Fan service section

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is the guy in the very first top book wearing a bra?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

He will pretend it's the shadow...

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Big enough pecs circle around through the gender spectrum back into boobs.

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dude, where's my shirt dude?

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My dude your where's shirt?

Dude, where's your shirt?

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

"ROOKIE MOVE" made me chuckle

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

"Men have such unreasonable body expectations of women and objectivity them in media"

(Yea, I know women who say this while reading these books)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean... they're right. It's just that it's also true for men.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I feel like you see a lot more of the whole "fat ugly dude wins smoking hot woman because he is smart and funny and kind to animals" trope than the opposite. In fact, I can't really think of a single example of the inverse other than... Shrek? And even that's a stretch.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The idea that women only like strong, muscular men is a big trope that has been around for a long time. Hence these covers.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Also remember who media targets. Mostly men will watch movies of “fat dude wins the girl because he’s funny” but the vast majority of people watching the Hallmark channel films are women and it’s always “generically attractive man and generically attractive woman find love”

[–] euchriduk@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Isn't "fat ugly dude wins smoking hot woman because he is smart and funny and kind to animals" the plot of Shrek, though? Sure, he's not kind to donkey at first, but ultimately he is. Princess Fiona is smoking hot in the Shrek world, and possibly a smoking hot ogre - who knows with ogres?

But yeah, I can't think of an inverse cultural example. I wonder if it's actually pretty common in real life, though.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Shallow Hal? Maybe?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Dammit, who stole their shirts? Those hunks will catch a cold!

[–] crsu@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

DUDE! Too bad Ashton Kutcher turned out to be a rape apologist

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

True, but that doesn't invalidate jokes at the expense of a movie he was in.

[–] crsu@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Also true but anything associated with him makes me sick now