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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Tbf as a woman I never understood those. It's not like it's a picture book. If it was a comic book or a story full of pictures, like kids books, it would be a lot more interesting

Btw only noobs like shredded guys. Every woman knows a dad body is a LOT more confortable to spoon with.

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honest question: Why? Muscles aren't hard when they're relaxed, a muscular person would still be soft and cuddly if they're not flexing.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

They are not. I dated my personal trainer a while back and he was very unconfortable. It was lile laying on a rock. On the other hamd he was super hot, just not confy

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You. I like you.

I feel the same about women. Mom bods feel pretty damn great.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Or if you're my ex you just do all of the above.