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Shitty Food Porn

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[–] boblin@infosec.pub 83 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The man can't leave if he's shitting his brains out.

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you squint it kinda looks like somebody doing that.

[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 1 points 8 months ago

Can't unsee

[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 58 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time...

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Almost looks like sous vide without any browning and just tossing some pepper on top

Maybe boiled it?

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe an instapot/pressure cooker

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Fancy boiled.

(I do love my instant pot though...)

[–] mihnt@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

There is a sauce on it. Maybe Ranch?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago

It looks like legs from one of those whole cooked canned chickens.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago

I think the pale part on top is a sauce. Took me a minute.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Chicken has never been my favourite, but I did kind of enjoy it until about 30 seconds ago.

This looks like old person knees.

[–] MajesticSloth@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Now I can't unsee the knees. Thanks.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If they add crayons they might be able to keep a US Marine.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

You know marines aren't allowed crayons.

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’d be willing to bet this was never posted seriously. It’s either a joke; or a photoshop.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It has to be a joke.

But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!

I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn't know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.

Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

If this gets him to stay, he's not worth keeping

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago

A couple of bull testicles and some vomit?

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

This is how you keep a man...on the toilet.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Mmm my favorite. Speckled Phlegm and Yellow

[–] rickdg@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Keep the man away, for sure.

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Creamed corn and KD is an acceptable meal, although not anything to brag about making.

The real crime is whatever they did to that chicken. I get diarrhea just looking at it.

A lot of shitty food is often just not plating correctly.

Absolutely creamed corn would look more appealing were it in a bowl. That macaroni could use some garnish and suddenly it'll photograph better.

But that chicken is a nightmare. Nothing is saving that.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

You poison him so he can't leave?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Got damn! That's the poster for this C/! Like, that, right there is the definition of shitty food pirn

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Still better than 90% of the foodporn community.

Why are there down votes?

Is this not shitty enough for you?

You people are hard to please.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Why is every boomer meme always "Wif bad. get in kichen"

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago