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[–] mo_ztt@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Get outta here with your 'f for "if"

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Not a contraction, but still a recognized linguistic device called a clitic! That's safe to Google, I promise. In this case it's a proclitic

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

Saving readers a risky Google: Clitic - Wikipedia

[–] OR3X@lemm.ee 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, it would be y'all'd've if I'd've at most.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Close. Move the apostrophe from before the I to after.

[–] yetiftw@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

nope. the apostrophe replaces the "wou" part of "would"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Nope, nope, nope. "Would" is not contracted as "'ld," and then there would be no "I." That's a capital I, not a lowercase l.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

you all would have if would have?

[–] Transcendant@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago
[–] jesuiscequejesuis@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

You really oughtn't've.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 13 points 10 months ago

It's missing an apostrophe after the I.

[–] vox@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

Being from the south..I'm just trying to look back and remember if I've ever used this...it's plausible

[–] amio@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Where/since when is 'f a thing?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Fuck'f I know

[–] zinaer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Always, 'round these parts

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Is this how Gaelic was born?

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

English is becoming polysynthetic and I am here for it

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Image Transcription: Tumblr


farmsuggestion

y'all'd've'f'ld've


beyoursledgehammer

#you all would have if I would have????


eliciaforever

The South is out of control.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lol boo didn’t even try asking if it’d float, they just mainlined pure hopium and casually threw it out there “Why yes, ‘f’’ is part of a balanced, healthy contraction used by billions everyday!”

Wrong.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not a contraction, but still a recognized linguistic device called a clitic! That’s safe to Google, I promise. In this case it’s a proclitic

— @BossDj@lemm.ee

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Sure, I agree with that, and tbf a respondent in OP’s pic did say it’s almost a complete sentence of contractions, but I felt honor-bound to satirically gatekeeper something that’s fun to screw around with. Language is gonna language, believe me, I’m aware.

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 4 points 10 months ago

y'all'd've'f'id've'dun'it