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Language efficiency (startrek.website)
submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lol boo didn’t even try asking if it’d float, they just mainlined pure hopium and casually threw it out there “Why yes, ‘f’’ is part of a balanced, healthy contraction used by billions everyday!”

Wrong.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not a contraction, but still a recognized linguistic device called a clitic! That’s safe to Google, I promise. In this case it’s a proclitic

— @BossDj@lemm.ee ↑

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Sure, I agree with that, and tbf a respondent in OP’s pic did say it’s almost a complete sentence of contractions, but I felt honor-bound to satirically gatekeeper something that’s fun to screw around with. Language is gonna language, believe me, I’m aware.