I tried to date an electron once, but I could never figure out her position on any subject without disturbing her and her whole orbit of friends.
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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Is plasma just an orgy?
clearly yes
More of a blender factory jumbo jet crash site
Nah, they have other electrons to spin around with. Unless we're talking about hydrogen.
Negative.
Deuterium
It’s cool they’re into being cucked by bigger subatomic particles
They’re getting one-night stand action with photons though. Bohr caught them in action
Nah, they just vibing doing their thing.
Electrons are cucks that want to be cucks
i thought this was gonna be the meme and forgot for a second what an atom is
Like nature intended. Even here QT seems more customisable!
If I recall correctly, electrons in s orbitals have a nonzero probability of being observed inside the nucleus. So I guess they would be less lonely?
Electrons are fine. They are in a band somewhere filling holes.