What's with the title?
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
79 points (66.3% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
26821 readers
3485 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Do I have to be sexist to like it? Because I like it a lot.
Ugh, women hogging all the talent, with their training and their skills, making the rest of us look like shit just cause we're lazy and don't do shit.
I find talented / strong women to be hot as hell, is that sexist? I'd happily date a woman who can bench me.
I’m sure you could find someone who would call that sexist, but they’d be wrong.
That's such a sexist thing to say
Damn. Busted!
*I’d happily date a woman.
Look how adorable she is doing her little ball dance. Women are mysterious and gracious creatures indeed. Too bad that they'll never.kick much farther than that because they are so weak and feeble things. Better have her home with the kids. She always says that she likes bring around them after all and she got really excited when I gave her that new skillet for her birthday, so she'll love to cook me some nice red meat with it. I'm all pro women and I will make sure mine has all the things she needs to fulfill her role in society.
/S fucking obviously
Women, know your limits!
How is this a shitpost?
Because the post is shit maybe?
Tfw you'll never have a qt3.14 soccer gf to kick your balls around 🥲
qt3.14
took me entirely too long to get that
I picked it up from my 4chan days as an edgy teenager and I'd like to see it used more as I find it hilarious.
Problem is because it came from 4chan there's a likelihood of people thinking you still browse and are a right wing nutjob. Kinda like what happened to Pepe the frog. Used to have a Jurassic Park version as a profile picture and people kept claiming I was racist because of it
If someone asks, say you got it from Xenoblade Chronicles 2. In that case people will still judge you but it’ll be for lesser crimes. The game is still peak though.
Who cares what people think? Besides /a/ is still better than most animanga communities.
oh right, I have never actually been on 4chan, so that's probably why xD
"Thats amazing sweetheart, but I still dont have a sandwich now do i?"
(If your going to title a post like this and post it on a shitposting community. Dont expect serious answers.)
That's not how you play basketball
I love reading the comments of the insecure dudes for whatever hobby it is rage about girls who are better than them at it. The insecure man who is breathes deep smells so good, and the mental gymnastics they go through are hilarious.
It's not a real ball
The video is stiched together, with only the best takes
Yeah, right, someone went through all that effort
Yeah, right, someone went through all that effort
You've seen Robocop Scene 27 right? Yes...someone will absolutely go through that much effort.
Yes, but my point is that that is the exception not the rule.
What us men need to learn is that we don't have to be the best at everything. Women aren't a threat to our identity because the excel at something. The fact that we exist is enough. Same goes for women.
On top of that, the thing we usually get our trunks in a twist about (hobbies) aren't important. Wow. You can lift 800 lbs, or hit a below par game of golf. When are you actually going to need that? It's more important to be a decent human being first.
E: LOL at this being a controversial comment. Who knew that saying people have inherent worth and value was a hot take.
It's kind of a shitty comment. I've needed to lift 400lbs and going scratch in golf is a lifetime achievement. Gender is irrelevant for those things...if you can do them, you're an awesome human.
It's not threatening if a girl can do those things. I've met women that can out squat me and will utterly smash me in golf (from the same tees). They were great people.
Hard to accept that I’m just not THAT good at ANYTHING lol
As a clutzy person, I can’t imagine how anyone can do that. That’s super impressive!
i could do that easy first try. (this is because i am a man)
Jessica! pass it, I'm open! ...she always does this
Very cool! From 50% onward, the ball looks kinda weirdly animated.. might be the gif compression, is there a link to the original vid?
Holy moly thats just pure insane skill.
Edit:
was in football team when younger. Never was able to pull of tricks but tried and trained to do them. I dont know if i was just too bad with my feet or if my training was not hard enough. But for sure tell that getting all of those stunts to work and on top of that getting 'em to work in a row... jeesus. Respect.