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Then because of that he threatened to kill them and they realized he had a knife so they tasered him.

Then when that didn't work and he ran at them with the knife they opened fire.

Is the version of what's the killers are saying. I'll believe it when I see the camera footage. Good thing they have bodycams, so they can instantly prove their story.

I was gonna comment on being the poor sob who has to haul grain up, and flour back down all those stairs.

But then I remembered the Romans had slaves..

The best gifts are the ones you make yourself, right?

brief summary: every one of those citations is a different thing where he lied, stole or faked something.

Looks like he's wearing nothing at all

nothing at all

nothing at all

Ahhh, so that's why I was always so bad at physics

Who is that, and why is that, your night ask. Well, here's the relevant wikipedia quote. Reference numbers maintained, because damn, that's a lot of them.

The success of Birds of America has been marred by numerous accusations of plagiarism, scientific fraud, and deliberate manipulation of the primary record.[33][68][103][66][104][105] Research has uncovered that Audubon falsified (and fabricated) scientific data,[58][106] published fraudulent data and images in scientific journals and commercial books,[33][68][103][105] invented new species to impress potential subscribers,[68] and to "prank" rivals,[58][106] and most likely stole the holotype specimen of Harris's hawk (Parabuteo unicinctus harrisi) before pretending not to know its collector, who was one of his subscribers.[107] He failed to credit work by Joseph Mason, prompting a series of articles in 1835 by critic John Neal questioning Audubon's honesty and trustworthiness.[108] Audubon also repeatedly lied about the details of his autobiography, including the place and circumstances of his birth.[109][110] His diaries, which might have cleared up some of these issues, were destroyed by his granddaughter, who published a doctored version that realigned the "primary" record with some of his false narratives.[105]

People aged 19 on average are less educated than older ones? Who could have expected that?

I can't grasp how anyone's mind can go "I bet everyone wishes they could be as annoying as me!"

Most people stop being entertained by random loud noises when they pass the age of 6.

On the contrary, this is top shelf humor

Mmm hair sweat soup

A strange joke, but quite charming