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    Luigi (with Linux Mint logo) and Mario (Ubuntu logo) come in

    Mother: It's-a the Ubuntu Bros!

    Linux Mint (Luigi): Mama why-a you never remember my name?

    Mother: I'm-a sorry Green Ubuntu

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    [–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

    Meanwhile Pop_OS! is back in Brooklyn keeping the plumbing business going.

    [–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    *plumbing ..... unless you were going for some sexual innuendo I don't understand

    [–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 points 11 months ago

    Time to lay some pipe.

    [–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

    Thank you. I first typed "pumping" and only fixed half the typo before I hit post.

    [–] smik@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Real talk, Pop_OS! is just nice. Besides Blackbox and like 3 Gnome Extensions I hadn't had to change or add anything. It's a great experience and I recommend it to everyone.

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    [–] eskuero@lemmy.fromshado.ws 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Here comes Arch Linux with a steel chair!!

    [–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 82 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    Here comes Arch Linux with the parts for a steel chair! Now they're pulling out the instructions for putting it together! Uh oh, the instructions say what kind of bolts they need, but not how many! Arch is trying to fit it all together anyway! Hmm, looks like some of the assembly steps are missing... ok, Arch has got something that looks like a chair constructed... now they're going to test it by sitting down... oh, and the chair frame has held together but the seat has fallen off. Arch forgot about not breaking user space again!

    [–] shadowfenix@lemmy.one 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    And now here comes Gentoo with a... a coal forge? Oh my God he's forging a steel chair from a metal blank! But what's this? Hes pulling out a smaller forge to forge a hammer for the bigger forge! The humanity!

    [–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    And now here comes Debian, he enters the room and sits on chair that was there for few years already, and sits there for the next few years

    [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    And oh my god, here comes Windows with a steel chair! Its a fine chair that almost anyone can sit in, as long as its updated regularly and paid for, or else they take off two of the legs. She whacks you with it, but only with the long end of the chair by default, which really stings. If you prefer to be hit with the flat of the chair, she desperately tries to convince you that being hit with the Edge is better.

    [–] Penta@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

    this thread is hilarious

    [–] Gork@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I never used Gentoo. Was it really that bad lol

    [–] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    I briefly experimented with it ages ago. And I mean ages ago, like 20+ years ago. Maybe it's changed somewhat since then, but my understanding is that Gentoo doesn't provide binary packages. Everything gets compiled from source using exactly the options you want and compiled exactly for your hardware. That's great and all but it has two big downsides:

    • Most users don't need or even want to specify every compile option. The number of compile options to wade through for some packages (e.g. the kernel) is incredibly long, and many won't be applicable to your particular setup.
    • The benefits of compiling specifically for your system are likely questionable, and the amount of time it takes to compile can be long depending on your hardware. Bear in mind I was compiling on a Pentium 2 at the time, so this may be a lot less relevant to modern systems. I think it took me something like 12 hours to do the first-time compile when I installed Gentoo, and then some mistake I made in the configuration made me want to reinstall and I just wasn't willing to sit through that again.
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    [–] JCreazy@midwest.social 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)
    [–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

    Newb here: what's the diff?

    I don't use arch BTW

    [–] Hominine@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

    From my limited understanding it's based on Debian instead of Ubuntu (which is based on Debian). The purpose is to have a fallback in the event Canonical snaps Ubuntu out of existence.

    [–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Good pun, even if unintended

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    [–] UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev 26 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Just installed Mint on my Surface Pro 4 that's been sitting in a drawer for years and guess what, it's now useable again! Praise be Linux.

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    [–] Cowbee@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Mint is my first distro! Love it as a nice simple intro to Linux.

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    [–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago

    Green Ubuntu best Ubuntu!

    [–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Use linux mint debian edition because ubuntu sucks ass

    https://www.linuxmint.com/download_lmde.php

    [–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    It's a bit extreme to say Ubuntu sucks ass. Ubuntu brought Linux to the masses.

    [–] queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Windows helped to bring the concept of an operating system to the masses too. Does that mean it's impossible to ever ruin it's reputation?

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    [–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 7 points 11 months ago

    He mean it's the Ubunto brothers sexual preference

    [–] Cyo@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

    That's true but...I have been in GNI/Linux for just a year and have been reading how Ubuntu nowdays is awful but it was a great distro a few years ago.

    Anyway, my opinion on Ubuntu has no weight since all I have used is Arch based distros

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    [–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    from now on i am going to start calling Ubuntu "red arch"

    [–] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

    Ubuntu: Orange Debian

    Debian: Red Linux

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    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

    Peach is Hanna Montana Linux

    [–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago

    But Mint is better <.<

    I guess the thing is "Ubuntu is the friendly distro" but then also "Mint is the friendly distro?" Way back in like 2009 (okay, turns out it's been a little while) Mint was super comfy and Ubuntu already felt like it was in my way without actually being any easier.

    [–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I like the joke from the '89 movie, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, Mario is the last name.

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    [–] deus@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    We need a yellow evil Ubuntu and a purple evil Green Ubuntu to complete the set

    [–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    ... and Chrome could be Bowser .... the terrible monster browser that plagues all of them but is linked to everyone

    [–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

    funny how when i was younger i thought bowser's name was browser

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    [–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

    LMDE enters the chat

    [–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

    linux mint is best distro

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