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with blackjack and hookers

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[–] Mouse@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

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[–] Calvin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

[–] Karo@lemmy.fmhy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate

[–] flint5436@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Cakein@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Tell my wife.... Hello

Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.

[–] andobando@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

[–] RamesesKnibs@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"

[–] Cameli_Hostis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

PaZuZu

The professor calls out to his pet Griffin

I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.

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[–] maniajack@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

[–] OzoneThePirate@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room

[–] behohippy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hate these filthy neutrals...

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[–] TurretCorruption@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

[–] rocknrollmachine@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

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[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

A week WOULD be a little much…

[–] cam@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!

[–] WholeLottaButtStuff@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Stop exploding, you cowards!

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] neutron@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)

Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!

[–] rabbit_wren@lemmy.click 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

[–] The_Sourcerer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

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[–] nikkon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

A little lower. Too low...! Lower!

[–] gonewriting@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

[–] lhx@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

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[–] WorldWideLem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.

Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.

Woop woop woop woop woop woop!

[–] attero@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago
[–] Roko@lemmy.click 12 points 1 year ago

REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME

every time I save a password

[–] Lemmyin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

[–] jerome@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Rukmer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

[–] treebeard@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

[–] lortikins@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!

[–] ryry1985@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.

[–] yuun@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

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[–] featurecreature@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

[–] joeygibson@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

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