Futurama

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Shut up baby, I know it!

To shreds, you say?

To shreds, you say?

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

I'm 40% Futurama references

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

Two live full-time in my brain:

1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."

My manwich!

If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

To shreds you say?

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

Good news, everyone!

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

To shreds, you say‽

Good news everyone!

Good news, everyone!

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

That just raises further questions!

Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

you changed the result of the race by measuring it!

Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.

No I’m ….doesn’t.

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

All I know is my gut says maybe.

At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:

10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`

I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!

Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!

Don't date robots!

Change places!