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Oh god
I get shot by richard stallman
Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.
I die with a smile on my face
killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)
could be worse, I guess
Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!
Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess
Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations
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Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess
Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?
It's shocking.
Spagettigificationπ«
Sounds like a long, painful way to go
Some wanker on a bike
I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(
A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?
I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. Youβre welcome, everyone.
Into the void I go
I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.
I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow
Oh god oh fuck
I honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!
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at least there's dirt
Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...
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I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.
hey, it's going to be quick :)
Confusing
Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.
no bueno.
My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.
Yes
I...I don't even know how this would work.
I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.
I like the view; Though the pressure will end me
My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.
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