From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it made me realize how much I want to turn my torso and limbs into robot jaguars (lions are lame).

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure those two are mutually exclusive.

[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

either

Haha yeah, who would even ask me to be a f-

I mean, I'd be a sick volbtron! With a mega sword or something.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago

cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock
cock, robot cock

[–] spark947@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please stop confusing me.

[–] nottheengineer@feddit.de 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's simple:

You like girls. If you are a girl and have another girl, that's 2 girls. 2 girls > 1 girl.

[–] persolb@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

Am CIS and support this logic

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 4 points 1 year ago

Autogynephilia.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 year ago

As a cis male guy this is very affirming

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago

Literally all my homies wanna live together as girls

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago

Both their outfits are fucking amazing though!

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago

Am I the egg? No, I am a cis ~~straight~~ male.

::: spoiler source meme template: The "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong." meme :::

[–] kartonrealista@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

This but unironically. I want to be able to shape shift at will

[–] bownage@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for the dysphoria bestie

[–] JAJLWolf@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't this meme the definition of the egg experience though? Not to tell anyone how to live their lives, but this feels pretty textbook for trans-person-in-denial.

[–] bownage@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah but that doesn't mean it's helping 🙃

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

demisexual rule

[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Man this sub makes me feel ancient. I need a traveler's guide.

[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The AJJ song I wanna be your dog 2 but interpreting dog as Dog from Half-Life 2 (or anything else a brain could maybe be plugged into).

Meaning: the schizoid urge to have the option to donate my head/brain to cryonics testing as I see no other way for someone to get me out of here (and if it doesn't work it'd still be worth the gamble).

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

oh wow thank god its a cis thing to think about

[–] MaddyMurder@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Artist?

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yuushiki.

[–] MaddyMurder@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I cant find it, do you maybe have a link? Searching for it just gives some anime

edit: nvm im bad at typing lol thanks