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Any two things can produce a spark if you rub 'em together

uh

I am not an engineer, but I've heard hardware stores will refuse to sell anything to you if you are trying to make a cord that's male on both ends due to that being a crazy dangerous fire hazard

But still, plugs aren't people anyway...

On that note "Oh but a key that opens any lock is more impressive than a lock that opens for any key."

"Yes, but my vagina isn't a lock, it's a hole... and your penis isn't a key, and it sure as hell isn't unlocking me without my say so."

Just FYI, telling them the difference between sex and gender is the difference between biology and psychology usually shuts them right up.

That's really confusing for me since in German we have a seperated word for engaging in physical intimacy/extreme horniness that excludes sex. The closest to that in English would be to make out with someone.

the same fucking idiots that believe sky daddy made them through "intelligent design"

You mean iPhones don't come from the great one, mother of tech, slayer of androids, conquerer of the mindless, the apple thief, Eve?

Is that what you are telling me?

Cause that's wild, bro!

Steve Jobs is alive and gets bred by a Macintosh like cattle to birth iPhones

Stop! You are destroying my world with your LIES

The egg needs male pee to be ready for fertilization.

So the egg travels up the urethra, to the balls (where we know pee is stored), is made ready, then travels home.

Then the jizzum is released, and chases the egg. If it arrives at the perfect moment the egg is implanted on the lining of the womb.

Activating it with an RFID antenna results in a person.

The female uses her ovipositor and extracts a single egg cluster from her egg sac. She then shoves it into the sperm bath located in the posterior thorax of the subdued male. Once the ovicluster is fertilized she will choose to depart, letting the male live. Or she will decapitate the male. Or she will consume the male, in whole or in part.

Once fertilized the female then finds and subdues a suitable host. Using her ovipositor, she attaches the ovicluster to the host's underside.

The eggs soon hatch triggered by the warmth of the host. Dozens of larvae burrow into the host and consuming it from the inside out to fuel their own growth. Instinctively, the larvae avoid vital organs until no other edible parts remain.

Once the host is consumed, the larvae exfiltrate the host's remains in search for a nearby suitable place it can pupate, making its own cocoon from available plant matter and its own saliva.

Do eggcells suddenly travel up dudes dicks and deposit babies inside them?

Uhh where do you think babies come from? Duh! Got ‘em!

Ah yes

The electrical bussy

So how do homosexuals know which man's penis will open to accept the other man's penis?

Docking (dick in foreskin) and frotting (rubbing dicks together) are things. 🤷🏻‍♂️

"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus!"

There are 3 types of people in this world when it comes to gender and sexual identity

Homophobes(and other equivalents)

People in the LGBT community

Straight people

Homophobes are literally gay people in denial! Straight people would just go on with their day

It's twitter, so who knows: it might even be ironic.

Europeans have the sexier parts. I mean, who doesn't immediately drop their pants if they hear the word Schuko? So hot