Replace the egg by a croissant, add a cigarette after each meal. Become condescending. Move to France. Blend in.

Three eggs a day? In this economy!?

Would be more efficient if she'd also smoke 30 cigarettes a day.

ah yes, the trembling alcoholic diet

This is what is now called a keto diet. Eggs, due to high protein, work as an appetite suppressant for several hours. Sugar causes cravings in a few.

There was never, among other things, a high population of obese people until the recommendation of the low fat diet (pyramid diet). Usually you would just see them at carnivals.

I've gone back to the 60's diet several years ago. Lost 95 lbs,, have increased energy levels, feel great.

10/10 recommend

I must add, the gas I would produce on this diet would for sure violate the Geneva Suggestions

Clearly the key to success is how hard-boiled the eggs are.

Unspoken component of this diet was an array of experimental opioids and uppers that were handed out to housewives like tic-tacs.

Breakfast:

Lunch:

Dinner:

What ties it together for me is suggesting that poached egg for Lunch is acceptable, as if they understand the horrors of war experienced during breakfast

Basically yes.

I Tried That Viral Wine & Egg Diet from Vogue

Steak, eggs, and wine? I can't afford a billionaire diet.

Not a veggie in sight, so your whole digestive motility was based on alcoholic diarrhea. (Been there..)

So fashionable to shit yourself in public in white dresses.

Poached if necessary

What, no cigarettes?

DIET: WINE AND EGGS

Steak

This is clearly fake. No mention of cocaine anywhere

That wine is gonna kick like a mule on an empty stomach.

When is it "neccessary" to poach an egg instead of hard boil? I guess the 70s was a strange time. It was half a century ago and no one had computers or cell phones back then. I think people sat around and played monopoly.

One bottle a day per person. Boooo. Maybe get the double sized bottle then. The cheap ones they sell at the drugstore. And drinking wine and coffee in the same meal, nice. Maybe mix them together. It says chablis only, a regional subset of chardonays. Seems a little bit strict-- I again blame the 70s.

OK damnit, I'm in with you OP. First one to -5 pounds (or death) wins. Shall we bet?

my wife and I tried this for a couple weeks and it works but I'd recommend putting the steak at lunchtime or breakfast if you're at all active before dinner.

I nearly passed out when I tried to exercise before dinner steak. Next time I had the steak for lunch and was A OK.

A bottle of wine a day is a lot of empty calories

I can already smell the deadly farts. The force is strong with this one.

70s keto

Pro Tip: For an even quicker result, drink a cup of tequila right before bed. The agave's thermogenic properties will ensure that you puke those 3 eggs and half a stake right out.

• Brought to you by the American Egg, White Wine and Steak Association.

This must have been written by Hunter Thompson

Another of the 3-day diets on this list (and to be fair, they said don't do any of them for more than 3 days!) was:

Ice cream. As much as you want. But only vanilla, and no extras like fudge sauce or sprinkles.

I remember, because I'm old.

Diuretic diet. It works, but your piss will be brown at the end. Removing all the glycogen and water from your system can lose you over 5 pounds in a few days, but it won't change your shape.