ZeffSyde

joined 7 months ago
[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

They just traced over the map of Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, Illinois.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Ooh, or a really gnarly exploitation film about the hours of horrible treatment Leia goes through when she is captured and leads up to a final scene where she gets to strangle her abuser.

When Jabba around breathing, so does the film.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm thinking along the lines of 'Rosenkrantz and Gildenstern are Dead' where we see only the action, or lack thereof from the point of view of minor supporting characters.

Picture a film that is two hours of R2 and C3P0 wandering the deserts of tattooine before being captured, then the film ends before any action happens.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

If I don't get a Star Wars side project that is actually 'written' from the point of view of a lovable but flawed Astro mech/ communication droid duo, I'll do it myself, by jingo!

: realizes that this has probably happened dozens of times in both mass market paperback and slash fiction, but I'm just too scared of what I'll unearth if I look it up:

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

'An assassin from the cilantro haters guild creeps up'

Believe it or not? Straight in the trash.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Unexpected Homestarrunner.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think must of us are missing the fact that the second to last panel his 'smile' is a grimace because he has severed the afflicted hand.

I'll let you discuss what is meant by this.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

This calls for 50 milliliters of Victory Gin!

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My chicory plantation will finally turn a profit! Wait till Dandelion Dan hears about this!

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

'Wyll approves'

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

The outrage should clearly be THAT SHE ISN'T USING A COASTER IT A TRAY AND THAT CHILD COULD EASILY KNOCK OVER THE WINE

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

'Heaven is a place in Earth' was, in fact, released in 1987 by Belinda Carlisle.

Fueled by cheap Big Mac's, no doubt, though the song neglects to mention them.

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