this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

"Sex between a man and a woman in love is a beautiful thing. Add seven or eight folks who are just horny and you've really got something."

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So why can't I make any money selling it? Nevermind that I'm not hot like a model. I have working parts. I wanna get paid.

Steve Martin is a national treasure. Like Danny DeVito, The Barnacle.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

How hard did you try selling it yet?

I thought that this should be a Hugh Grant quote but it turns out it’s actually Steve Martin.

has to be read really slowly.