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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

He has bigger problems. His (and the house's) "Best by" date was a month ago.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

It could have been much worse. He (and the house) could have been eaten, eaten by an entity made of... something unfathomable

[–] mle86@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Well, at least that will make him tougher and less likey to be eaten.

[–] discimus@mander.xyz 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow almost 9 years old, but I hadn't seen this before so thanks for posting.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago

You're pretty articulate for an almost 9 year old, well done!

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A carbon man in a carbon house

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is the diamond made out of me or am I made out of diamonds?

[–] talkstothecat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Butt Stallion, is that you?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Found the supe.

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Flesh, clearly.

Anyone who has made ginger bread men and ginger bread houses from scratch understands this. The ~~dough~~ flesh is the same for both.

The real conundrum is why they have bread in their names.

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gingerbread man, gingerbread man

Doing the things a gingerbread can

What's he like, it's not important

Gingerbread man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater, does he get wet

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows gingerbread man

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Triangle Man hates Gingerbread Man.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 1 points 1 month ago

I just surfed around the world!

[–] WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Whelp, gonna have that song stuck in my head for days.

[–] Sergio 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then he is silent, as he has a Realization: he is One with the Universe.

He is enlightened. He has become a Bruddah.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

do gingerbread men make miniture houses out of brick and mortar during the holidays?

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They make houses out of human flesh

[–] WhipperSnapper@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Run run, fast as you can...

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

Been a great week for menacing Christmas jokes.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm more wondering about the smell. If I entered a house made of human flesh, I'm sure the smell alone would make me gag. But if I smell a gingerbread house, it smells good.

So if a gingerbread man were inside a gingerbread house, would he gag? Or would it smell just as pleasant to him as it does to us?

And would smelling another gingerbread man be like smelling foul body odor? Or again, would it smell good?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Philosophy in 2024. Asking the big questions.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Ok but gingerbread is cooked, cooked human flesh smells good ignoring where it came from, from what I hear.

But that is almost worse if you think about it.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

If I entered a house made of human flesh, I'm sure the smell alone would make me gag.

Are you sure? It's rotting flesh that smells gross. If the building material isn't rotting, would it smell bad? Or what if it were dehydrated to be able to last a long time, like an unseasoned jerky? Or maybe even tanned, like leather?

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

I don't worry that my home and my body are both made of matter. The gingerbread man thinks similarly, but the "matter" to him is what we know to be gingerbread.

[–] cerement 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

Gingerbread, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

We are living in a material world
And I am a material ~~girl~~ gingerbread man

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

How am I supposed to read an image that hasn't been blurred by countless reposts??

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Unless it's normal for everything to be made out of the same stuff.

Lego people have entered the chat.

[–] JannusAri@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Atoms slaps Lego people around a bit with a large trout.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Distressed gingerbread man is one of my favourite facial expressions

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

why not the two?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

The house is made of inanimate gingerbread, while he's a gingerbread golem.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If you build a house out of human flesh, are humans made out of house or are houses made out of humans?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you build humans out of houses are humans made out of houses or are houses made out of humans?

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

If you build "is" out of "out of", is "is" made out of "out of" or is "out of" made out of "is"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Its long protein strands all the way down.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Try it out and let us know!

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Ed Gein would have been happy as a gingerbread man

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tbf I'd be fed up too if my parents named me Luigi. Meaning no insult to the greater Luigi community.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the chicken and the egg.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, but now ponder this: would a gingerbread Necronomicon be bound in house?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Like any gingerbread man could afford that house. needs gingerbread studio apartment.