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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago

It's brave to wear white pants while on your period

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It looks like what you got there is a bleeding penis! Could be a two band-aider.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Free circumcision at least.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is... Is the username relevant?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Owwww…or, is that period blood? In which case, gotta secure that shit with large pads if your flow is heavy

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 81 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

The splatter makes me think it came from the outside. It also looks more like wine or juice, not blood.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

yeah blood wood dry darker wouldn't it?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unless it's the Kool-Aid man's blood...

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

Kool-aid for he Kool-aid god!

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

They'd also have to have been lying on their stomach for a long time for it to flow to the front. Gravity and all that

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They've also got red on their camera hand.

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the part I didn't get. Neither wine nor blood stains look like that.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe it's paint, or beetroot juice.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

this juice is bangin yo!

it's paint asshole

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Not dark enough for blood

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

"Why would there be blood, I'm not bleeding?"

"Were you dancing with a chick in there?"

"Yeah so...? Oh... Oh God! Ew! What do I do?!"

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

That makes sense, I thought maybe it was fresh blood

[–] hex@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's dan, not real/parody only

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 28 points 3 weeks ago

Well at least now his douchebag necklace isn't the focus of the outfit

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

You've got red on ya

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

How’d you get the beans above the frank?!?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 3 weeks ago

They actually sold them like that. Is the new collection from Calico Cut Pants.

shit got me cryin, hope tonight eventually ended

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

WE GOT A BLEEDER!

[–] Frozzie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes the "MY STUDENTS ARE ALL MOROOOOOONS" guy 😂

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

We've all been there...