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You're right, mondays are much better lowercased

That's because all tasks finish in the dot of the "i" of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you...

The key is to only wear it in one ear and be super evasive when people ask about it. All hail Cthulhu!

F is for friends who do stuff together ❤️

Honestly, the empathetic part of me really feels bad for the guy because he's clearly being influenced by fear, but the logical side of me says that guy isn't gonna get the mental help he needs with Trump's healthcare plan anyway.

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That's why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)...

Wouldn't a half-basement be 0?

You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.

Exactly, as a man the only thing I care about in regards to milkshake-manliness is if there's whipped cream and a cherry on top! If the waitress forgot it, that means she doesn't respect you and you need to keep ordering until she sees how much lactose you're able to handle as a master of your domain! If you shit yourself, just make sure to tip extra...

Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I've been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, it just needs a fast splattering of red paint or similar...