This implies that the garden of Eden was in the US as they're the only ones that know what pumpkin spice even is.
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This is not biblically accurate. She should be naked, since she doesn’t yet have knowledge of good and evil, and god considers nudity evil, because he is a prude. But also he didn’t clothe Adam and Eve, cause he’s a perv.
And the bible never says the fruit was an apple
Given the era, I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a fig
Also bellybutton shouldn't exist on Adam and Eve.
It's actually just for support, they're pretty heavy
My quip with the artistic choice is that they made Eve have very very long hair which could have served as breast cover. But they chose to add the inaccurate leaves...
To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.
Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.
I don't think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.
today's kids have the wildest headcanons smh
I still ship mary and god tho
so NOW we're drawing the line?
Tell St. Augustine that.
I will
...then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?
...and where did all the people that came after Cain and Abel come from? Who was their mother?
Bottomless but not topless? Eden was a wild place!
Just like Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Wood
And my house after 2am.
The "apple" was a persimmon?
Actually, the Bible just says it's the fruit of a tree.
It could have been an orange, pomegranate, or banana.
Weed, they got baked and leaned the knowledge of good and evil.
Let's go with Durian.
Or a log of wood
I bet it was a banana, bitches love warm bananas.
A nut, bit right through the shell
Hence the quotes