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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 142 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

This is not biblically accurate. She should be naked, since she doesn’t yet have knowledge of good and evil, and god considers nudity evil, because he is a prude. But also he didn’t clothe Adam and Eve, cause he’s a perv.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 3 hours ago

The comic is obviously of a theatre reproduction of the event.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Also bellybutton shouldn't exist on Adam and Eve.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

or should it...

no, no, a birthing God entity is a gross thought, stop...

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How do you think god counted them? Poke a finger in the belly.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Like poppin fresh?

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 9 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

And the bible never says the fruit was an apple

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Given the era, I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a fig

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's the garden of eden so there's no reason to believe that it's a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

So it was a FIG-ticious fruit?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I've never tried to eat bark, do I need the whole dog or...?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

just the vocal cords.

[–] almar_quigley@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

According to white men can’t jump it was a quince.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

And snakes don't have human torsos.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

so, something like this?

spoiler___

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

the perfect woman...

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That demon was turned to a snake after the whole fruit debacle. Jod even gave a speech on how that would be a suitable punishment.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The demon is referred to as a serpent from its introductiom then god removes the serpents legs to make the serpent more serpenty. I blame the author for writing bad and confusing me.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Did you just “um actually” my “um actually”?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

hell yeah brother

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago

It's actually just for support, they're pretty heavy

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 44 points 14 hours ago

My quip with the artistic choice is that they made Eve have very very long hair which could have served as breast cover. But they chose to add the inaccurate leaves...

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.

Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

I don’t know where did Eve come from?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

...then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

...and where did all the people that came after Cain and Abel come from? Who was their mother?

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Cain and Able weren't Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That's a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it's all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Or, if you're of a more gnostic bent, half fallen angel, half human nephilim who'd been teaching humans forbidden knowledge, such as advanced metal-crafting and makeup.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 0 points 4 hours ago

Still no answer as to where did humans other than Adam and Eve came from.

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I don't think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

today's kids have the wildest headcanons smh

I still ship mary and god tho

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Get this: there's some people who think it's canon that the serpent is Satan. Just connecting up two characters from different parts of the writing completely at random.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

so NOW we're drawing the line?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world -1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)