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[–] Helkriz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

What are they selling now πŸ™„

[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

That looks like marketing, let their six-year-old design the logo. Half the letters or lowercase and half are uppercase.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 34 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

>New logo is soulless slop

Every single company

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago

Makes it easier to forget them and not being able to keep them apart. That's really great for us. Less ads in our brains.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 14 points 6 hours ago

The font is ugly.

[–] Crafter72@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 hours ago

Awh hell nah, no more JAAAAAAAAAAG :(

[–] tallpaul@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

Skoda have done something similar with their latest offering. No Skoda badge, no radiator grill. Just SKODA in a boring font.

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They're trying to impress investors with 'serious' design, not stand out with a unique one

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Nothing says "serious" like mixing upper and lower case letters yet keeping them all the same height, so it looks like a third grader wrote it

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

/uj Technically this is their new logo:

J a G U a r is just their new typeface (I think that’s the name?); and apparently/allegedly is to make the pronunciation closer to UK English, rather than American.

Either way, though - it’s still..

/j

..pReTtY fArKiN’ sToOoPiD.

[–] Aksamit 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I would have guessed that was a Puma logo.

[–] Homescool@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

You're making that up.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 0 points 5 hours ago

You spell stoopid with three O"s. Maybe your the stoopid,

[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I hate these new logos these corporations make, the old jaguar logo looked like power the new one looks like some weird startup.

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I read this as joguar when I first scrolled by.

[–] yax@feddit.org 19 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
[–] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

They went from luxury car company to mediocre smartphone brand

[–] EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Their logo doesn't have a jaguar and their car commercial doesn't have any cars. Fuck it, whatever

[–] Aksamit 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, they really took their logo from sexy, fast and expensive looking, to looking like an over priced soft drink?

That's impressive, haha.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

It looks like an off brand sportswear shirt you'd find on an African market.

[–] max_dryzen@mander.xyz 23 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

GUys I'm from ~~2040~~ 2035, here's Microsoft's logo

MS corporate comms army did a sik job getting across those inscrutable monolith vibes, I bet when it launched they all clapped (even though clapping is in performance reviews)

BONUS: heres Amazon, Faceberg and Nvideo too (yay diversity)

spoiler

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago

We've gone full circle again

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 52 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

I would have failed every design class I took in college if I submitted that. Why such wide kerning? Why lower case but upper G? Why so round? Why so completely unreadable at a distance because of micro serifs? There isn't one good design element in this.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

It might just be depending on how far away you are

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I think they want people to focus on the "agua" and the j and r are just little accents on it like its word art rather than a logo. Like, I literally picture the marketing weirdos at the meeting going off like this.

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[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

You're all making fun of it but this new style did exactly what it intended to do. Everyone is talking about them now.

[–] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, for a whole 2 hours, until everyone moves on to bitch about the next thing and then Jaguar are stuck with the shitty new logo no-one recognises for long after that.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Why would no one recognize it? Hardly the first time they've changed their logo.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If only they sold stuff that the people talking about it could afford in the first place, maybe that'd boost their sales.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

First step is increasing brand recognition. No one will buy if they don't know you exist.

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