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[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

TIL: people hate food that they are not familiar with.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 minutes ago

Ive had burgerdogs before, taste pretty good.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Save em so the next time someone tells you to eat shit...

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Sausage in - sausage out.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That shit looks pretty tasty.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] patak@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

that exists in bosnia. it is called ćevapi. literally the taste of a hamburger.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 points 27 minutes ago* (last edited 27 minutes ago)

In North Macedonia too. They serve it with cucumber salad and soft white cheese, and it's amazing.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus, that's internet HOF shit.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

Or is it kebab?

[–] Defectus@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Ah, you made cevapcici, just some onions and kaymak in a lepinja and you're in heaven

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Any pictures right after cooking before chewing and pooping 💩?

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

The correct way to do this is by making them into meatballs and make a meatball sub.

[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

That is the shitpost content we need! 🤣

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I thought this was referring to mici

It took me a while to understand the joke

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 10 hours ago

My dog made a few of those this morning.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

They came out all right at the end.

[–] WildPalmTree@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 hours ago

I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.

They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.

The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This really looks like shit.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Well it's good to know they came out as expected

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don't carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.

Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them "hamdogs".

[–] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 93 points 17 hours ago (10 children)

Those are just čevapi.

Arise balkan gang!

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

Turd burgler!

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 7 points 11 hours ago

They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.

...in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don't take care while shaping them, they'll look, well... not really appetising.

[–] noodles@sh.itjust.works 128 points 20 hours ago (14 children)
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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 88 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (6 children)

Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Damn, I love breakfast sausages, but that grosses me out.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 hours ago

shit with corm

[–] TechAnon@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The cheese looks like corn. Lol! Where the hell are these sold in the US?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I've seen them in 7/11s from the East Coast to the West Coast. Cheeseburger big bite.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Never seen those before, I expected you were going to show the other things on the rollers, toquidos rollers or what not? Not sure

They usually have:

Hot dogs (pork/beef/jalapenos/cheese)

Sausages of some kind

Buffalo chicken rollers or such

Toquidos

Jamaican beef patties

All of which are not very good, unless you are drunk, then you don't understand why you don't eat them more.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Some sausages

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