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[โ€“] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

Any pictures right after cooking before chewing and pooping ๐Ÿ’ฉ?

[โ€“] leadore@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

The correct way to do this is by making them into meatballs and make a meatball sub.

[โ€“] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

That is the shitpost content we need! ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] leadore@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

They came out all right at the end.

My dog made a few of those this morning.

[โ€“] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I thought this was referring to mici

It took me a while to understand the joke

[โ€“] WildPalmTree@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Paraphrasing: what is a hot dog but meat in an intestant. When you consume a hot dog, you do not eat the hot dog, you become the hot dog.

[โ€“] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

I was on a cruise once. Upper deck mini-buffet had a plate of piped black bean croquettes.

They were lumpy like the beef here, and because they were piped, one side of the ends was pinched off.

The head chef for the boat was making his rounds. We were laughing at the presentation. He smiled at us probably thinking what are these assholes laughing at, he looked down, frowed, what za fuk were zey thinking putting shit out like this. Within a few minutes the pan disappeared and the next day that buffet was quite pretty.

[โ€“] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This really looks like shit.

Well it's good to know they came out as expected

[โ€“] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

7-11 Cheeseburger Bite. Hamburger in the shape of a hot dog, with nacho cheese injected into the middle. Put it on a hot dog bun, and top it with their free chili and nacho cheese. Most 7-11s don't carry them any more, so when I find one that does, I immediately buy two and them shotgun them in my car in the parking lot.

Also, some dude said that in the northeast US they call them "hamdogs".

[โ€“] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

Turd burgler!

[โ€“] lvxferre@mander.xyz 6 points 7 hours ago

They evolved. Just like they would inside your body.

...in Brazil those are sold in skewers, people call them kafta. And yes, if you don't take care while shaping them, they'll look, well... not really appetising.

[โ€“] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Some sausages

[โ€“] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 88 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Those are just ฤevapi.

Arise balkan gang!

[โ€“] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Arise balkan gang!

Czechs and Slovaks too. Or at least the meat is the same shape. Usually served with potatoes, raw onion and mustard.

[โ€“] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Raw onions are criminally underrated

[โ€“] derpgon@programming.dev 5 points 10 hours ago (5 children)
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[โ€“] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In Norway they are sold as fast food and are called rollerburger

[โ€“] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (6 children)

Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.

[โ€“] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Damn, I love breakfast sausages, but that grosses me out.

[โ€“] TechAnon@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The cheese looks like corn. Lol! Where the hell are these sold in the US?

[โ€“] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I've seen them in 7/11s from the East Coast to the West Coast. Cheeseburger big bite.

[โ€“] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago

shit with corm

[โ€“] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

they look like the one that clogged my toilet a couple of days ago.

[โ€“] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Never seen those before, I expected you were going to show the other things on the rollers, toquidos rollers or what not? Not sure

They usually have:

Hot dogs (pork/beef/jalapenos/cheese)

Sausages of some kind

Buffalo chicken rollers or such

Toquidos

Jamaican beef patties

All of which are not very good, unless you are drunk, then you don't understand why you don't eat them more.

[โ€“] slaacaa@lemmy.world 87 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] andresil@lemm.ee 27 points 15 hours ago

Wanted to say this, up the Balkan gang

[โ€“] noodles@sh.itjust.works 120 points 15 hours ago (11 children)
[โ€“] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 62 points 15 hours ago (6 children)
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[โ€“] idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

No joke I made kofta a few month ago and I will probably not make them again because I didn't realize what they resembled until I put them on my plate.

Edit: I found a photo of it. It's even worse than I remember.

[โ€“] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

POV: ate a bag of slivered almonds, and now im looking in the bowl.

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[โ€“] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 43 points 15 hours ago

And they're delicious. ~Although usually not just plain meat, but filled with wonderful spices~

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[โ€“] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

They look/are horrible.

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 52 points 15 hours ago

I see nothing wrong here. We have had these alternatives to hot dogs called beef dogs. They are great!

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