The Israeli School of hostage negotiation.
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They can't use a hostage against you if there's no hostage.
Back in my MMO days, this would be called a kill steal.
Must have trained in Russia
Here; there times as many fatalities and they didn't gas anyone
This always makes me think of the Firefly scene where the gunman is trying to hold Kaylee hostage. Malcolm walks up the boarding ramp, makes a headshot in mid-stride, and he and Jayne toss the guy's body out as the ship lifts off. No problem.
Can't threaten to kill the hostage if I kill the hostage first. Checkmate.
If she was American the police would hire her immediately from what I've seen on that Police Problem sub. Man in underwear calls 911 while being robbed, person in ski mask holding them up. "Shit idk which one, I'll shoot the one with the gun to their head, they probably don't live here"
Finally, a meme for my high precision, low accuracy quadrant.
High accuracy, high precision. Zoned out at the mission briefing.
Probably nearsighted. Masturbation does that
It’s not a hostage situation if there is no hostage.
Yes
I was wondering when my boy Fuse would make an appearance in this thread
The Beslan way
the IDF would be proud
The hostage was freed. Truly freed. Of everything.
Unbothered. Ventilated. Happy. In their lane. Focused. Hemorrhaging.
It is pretty suspicious for a piece of paper with no face to be studying quantum physics…
What kind of a sub-micro mini plate is she wearing.
Airsoft?
If you're nothing without the hostage, then you don't deserve the hostage.
Decent marks, assuming this is from 50+ meters out...
... and she's training to be a member of the Men in Black.
Pop quiz hotshot
LVPD wants to know her location
Yay teamwork!
GDF (Genocide Defense Forces):
Some militaries would appreciate it. Even the US police force.