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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

They can't use a hostage against you if there's no hostage.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

The Israeli School of hostage negotiation.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 6 hours ago

Back in my MMO days, this would be called a kill steal.

[–] rocket_man@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] spechter@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 hours ago

Here; there times as many fatalities and they didn't gas anyone

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

This always makes me think of the Firefly scene where the gunman is trying to hold Kaylee hostage. Malcolm walks up the boarding ramp, makes a headshot in mid-stride, and he and Jayne toss the guy's body out as the ship lifts off. No problem.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Can't threaten to kill the hostage if I kill the hostage first. Checkmate.

If she was American the police would hire her immediately from what I've seen on that Police Problem sub. Man in underwear calls 911 while being robbed, person in ski mask holding them up. "Shit idk which one, I'll shoot the one with the gun to their head, they probably don't live here"

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zwerdlds@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Finally, a meme for my high precision, low accuracy quadrant.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

High accuracy, high precision. Zoned out at the mission briefing.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Probably nearsighted. Masturbation does that

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 31 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] credo@lemmy.world 76 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

It’s not a hostage situation if there is no hostage.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I was wondering when my boy Fuse would make an appearance in this thread

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

The Beslan way

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 86 points 23 hours ago

the IDF would be proud

[–] frezik@midwest.social 85 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The hostage was freed. Truly freed. Of everything.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 66 points 23 hours ago

Unbothered. Ventilated. Happy. In their lane. Focused. Hemorrhaging.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 42 points 21 hours ago

It is pretty suspicious for a piece of paper with no face to be studying quantum physics…

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of a sub-micro mini plate is she wearing.

[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 30 points 23 hours ago

If you're nothing without the hostage, then you don't deserve the hostage.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 27 points 23 hours ago

Decent marks, assuming this is from 50+ meters out...

... and she's training to be a member of the Men in Black.

[–] lakemalcom10@lemm.ee 18 points 23 hours ago

Pop quiz hotshot

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 23 hours ago

LVPD wants to know her location

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 9 points 23 hours ago

Yay teamwork!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago

GDF (Genocide Defense Forces):

[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Some militaries would appreciate it. Even the US police force.