metaStatic

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Anon rizzes up a girl in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 23 points 7 hours ago

He Rizzed in his pants

They don't even read it... I'm getting hiveminded more and more everyday, did my opinions get worse, or is this actually a thing now? in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 7 hours ago

that's why they needed to not shit for 3 days

29 children may be sentenced to death for protesting against cost-of-living crisis in Nigeria in c/world@quokk.au
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 2 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

You're thinking about water. you've got maybe 3 days without water. You can survive a hell of a long time without food depending on your bodies fat stores and eventually muscle.

Pop!_OS crashes on suspend after updating to Nvidia 560 drivers. in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth -1 points 15 hours ago

No, Pop defaults to X

Private toilet in a Roman house in c/historyillustrations@lemmy.world
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 23 points 1 day ago

I wipe myself with a sponge on a stick

If you want healing so much, get your complaining butts back here. in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

something about standing in the fire, idk I'm not a guitar hero

Action Satisfaction in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

javascript takes over your browser and prevents you closing NSFL window while Rick Astley plays at full volume

What independent journalists or worker owned news outlets do you follow? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 7 points 2 days ago

got any of that RAW milk?

Activision Blizzard QA Staff Strike Against Return-to-Office Mandate. in c/games@sh.itjust.works
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Blizzard has QA? is this the Onion?

The Reddit app keeps opening up the rewards menu when I tap to upvote in c/reddit@lemmy.world
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

there are still occasions where I end up on reddit for information and I'm so fucking happy I didn't delete my account because you can still use old reddit if you have an account

Without an account the site is literally unusable

The Reddit app keeps opening up the rewards menu when I tap to upvote in c/reddit@lemmy.world
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

may he randomly hear a mosquito fly past his ear anytime he's falling asleep

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