I don't think I've laughed at an image this hard in a min.
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.
They are just large dogs, not a separate species.
What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.
um excuse me your picture can't be correct as birds aren't real
That makes me wonder. I haven't even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔
I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y'all aren't bots? 🤔🤔🤔
That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.
That's exactly what a bot would say.
You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.
List of things that don’t exist:
- Horses
also birds... they're just spy drones.
Then why do I exist
To party
Snort me like one of your French girls
Ketamine hallucinations?
Found Sarah Jessica Parker's lemmy account
Are you sure you do?
I havent snorted myself yet
Neigh? Nay.
Take your upvote and gtfo
Hbomberguy intensifies
I too am a horse denier.
I always deny a horse.
that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse
They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.
No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:
This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!
If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.
Horses just measure the power, they don't produce it. Read a book
I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.
Is this a joke on the birds aren't real thing?
That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.
its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.
except maybe a donkey
have you ever seen a horse?
yes!
Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?
Yes ~~I'm not talking about the pet play~~
Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃
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Horses are just imaginary unicorns.
Unicorns that "lost" their horns identity as "horses" but that doesn't make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That's basic biology.
Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness
Textile joke. Nice.
Has he met Megan?
Fuck horses
President of Turkmenistan: Yes
ok Vaush
Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh
Either way, it's horse fuckin
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