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Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.
This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he's being used by Trump will drive him crazy
it's the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he'll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.
I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.
"When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he'd be worthless," the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, "and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, 'drop to your knees and beg,' and he would have done it…"
You can see it in his eyes in this picture.
What a fucking weirdo.
Something about CUCK ARSE on his shirt there?
Occupy Mars
That's what a K hole looks like.
Is... is that real?
She looks more masculine now than before.
Even looks like someone competent enough to be running billion dollar businesses
Their measurements are 36, 48, 42, 38.
Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵
Well that image now exists in our heads, so thx for that...
Are you gonna share that bleach or what?
No, mine!
Oh, hey. I DMed you on your discuss account, btw.
How long before they upgrade Elon to Felon?...
Or Felonia if you like 😂🤣
Musty, Felon
I'm gonna force myself to watch a crappy Stephen King movie because of this. I'll raise a glass to anyone that can get under the skin of this dumb chump.
Why not watch one of the good ones, instead? I'd recommend:
- Carrie
- Shawshank Redemption
- Delores Clayborne
- The Green Mile
- Stand By Me
- Pet Cemetery
- Misery
- Cujo
Or if you're in for a trashy good time, The Running Man starring Arnold Schwarzenegger!
I first watched The Running Man shortly after finishing the book (which I quite enjoyed), expecting to see a movie adaptation of it, when in fact the most basic details of the premise are the only similarity between the two; as a result, I was pretty disappointed, but from what I remember of it, 'trashy good time' is a pretty apt description.
And Paula Abdul did the choreography for the dancing girls!
Gonna tack on The Mist to your list.
At the very least it stars Thomas Jane and Andre Bruagher, which is a win in its own right imo.
I actually don't think I've seen The Mist, but now I think I'm going to give it a watch based on your recommendation.
Definitely worth a watch! I had not read the book before watching it, which I think was good going into it.
I enjoyed it as a movie outright, but it wasn’t until I did a report on it for a class that I learned to appreciate a lot of the undertones and imagery that I didn’t catch on the first pass. If you come back after you watch it I’ll tell you my favorite subtle thing I missed the first time (which I’m sure is more obvious in the book)!
Also the movie ending is so much better. Iirc Steven king even said he preferred it to what he wrote.
Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?
No you're not
Elonia is Trump's blood girl.
