Remember, every 27th customer gets a ball-peen hammer free!
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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At the hardware store?
I've heard they have matching salt and pepper shaker?
double peen
Heh
No, these are electrician's hammers
Truly is one of the most versatile tools to own.
Anything is a hammer to an electrician, including their fists.
Or their eyes
100%. I ain't getting off this ladder to get a hammer, I'll beat that sumbitch with my drill battery if I have to
Vice grips for pliers
Pliers for a wrench
Wrench for a hammer
Hammer's everything else
A song for that guy:
Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!
Am electrician. Have taken off boot to use as hammer.
These are the sacrifices that have to be made to feed the grid
Stop! Hammer time!
I have a straight peen most of the time.
That must be awkward when you're walking around.
Rip my straight peen after coming out
Anything is a ~~dildo~~ hammer, if you're brave enough.
Here's me just taking whatever is closest.
Missing banhammer.
TIL that finishing a shaped metal sheet by pounding it on a pedestal is called "planishing" and said pedestal is called a "planishing stake." I've seen it done I just never thought to ask what it was called, I guess.
Every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free!
Just be careful when it comes to the automatic circumcisers.
Why is it called a ball peen hammer?
Cause it's used to hammer your balls and peen.
I always wondered what the ball peen hammer is for.
My time has come.
I'm what the aerospace industry calls a "surface enhancement engineer." A fancy way of calling me a peener. I mostly work with CNC air blast shot peening machines but the principle is essentially the same as a ball peen hammer.
Basically, hitting metal with hard ball causes little dimples to form on the surface of your work piece. Hit it a shit load of times and you get dimples all over. At the end of the day all those dimples help prevent stress fractures from forming.
Would you prefer us to call you a peener?
Well it is the correct term. It's also funny
Same for Soft face & double peen.
Now I'm thinking of a hammer tier list. Milled face framing hammer is clearly S-tier because you get to leave your mark
Dead blow? I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Fun hammer fact: it's called dead blow not because it's supremely powerful or anything, but because the head is usually full of loose material like BBs, and it causes the hammer to not bounce back as much, kinda like throwing a hackey sack at the floor
Tag yourself, I'm rip.
Don't ever cross the peens.