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[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 84 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The world just keeps getting more and more efficient at being dumb. Let's just count all the appallingly stupid things crammed into this small meme with 2 million views:

  1. "Insurrection Barbie"
  2. Celebrating the defunding of useful scientific research by a new government efficiency agency
  3. This new agency is named after a cryptocurrency
  4. The cryptocurrency in question was created as a joke to satirize cryptocurrencies, but became a top prominent cryptocurrency itself.
  5. The "Department of Government Efficiency Agency" has 2 heads, both of whom have other primary jobs and were chosen in return for political support.
  6. There is also already an existing government agency that does the exact same thing, called the "Government Accountability Office". But most people seem to be unaware of it, likely because it's not named after a cryptocurrency/dog meme.
  7. This whole scheme was the idea of the richest person in the world.

Idiocracy didn't happen because of unnatural selection, it happened because social media unlocked a runaway chain reaction of stupidity.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 9 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Why are people saying that it was named after a cryptocurrency?

Isnt the dog the first thing people think of when seeing "doge"?

[–] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 3 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

Is it better to be named after a stupid meme instead?

[–] zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 39 minutes ago

Yes, Kabosu was a gem.

[–] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 32 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Its reasonable to make the connection to the coin, as this particular cryptocurrency was propagandized and manipulated by musk, who will be running the agency.

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 5 hours ago

True! It was then technically named after a meme...which the coin named itself after, as it was supposed to be a "meme coin".

Still stands though.

"Government agency named after meme. Such dumb. So chaos. Woooooow." Lol

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

China is going to devour the scientific world if we keep it like this

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 6 points 1 hour ago

Won't happen, or at least won't be useful if it does. Lotta Chinese authors are faking data for the sake of the CCP and their studies don't replicate. If that takes over, it'll be like a global Dark Age.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Going to continue devouring the scientific world with lots of smart Westerns leaving the new SlaveTastic^tm^ USA

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 3 points 2 hours ago

Republicans deserve no progress. Let them fall back into the ages they desire. No Smartphones. That's which science.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Neolib idiots don't see the (immense) value of fundamental research because it doesn't directly generate profits, more at 11

[–] ReCursing@lemmings.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

They're not neolibs, they're fascists. The Democrats are neolibs

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Which is stupid, because even video games make you research sticks before you can make nuclear reactors. Guess even entertainment can't teach dumb shits anything. Just retaining nothing.

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It directly generates profits, they're just too stupid to understand how.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah but sometimes it might not because that is not the main goal ! Useless, I tell you !

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 10 points 5 hours ago

Welcome to a new era of weaponized ignorance

[–] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Goddamn, it really is impossible!
How the fuck am I gonna filter US politics out of my feed when it creeps in through Science Memes?

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 9 points 2 hours ago

There's only one way to filter politics out of your time online: don't go online.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 92 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

Say it with me:

No. Research. Is. Useless.

If we say that research is useless because it doesn't bring you mo ey we could stop teaching children math beyond the absolute basics because "it doesn't brinf them anything". This is stupid, because those are the fundamentals that tech children to thing logically and become useful member of society. Same with research. It teaches us the things necessary to maybe invent some of the most useful stuff ever seen

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 61 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Republicans: "No. Research is useless."

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 hours ago

Republicans want drones and cannon fodder, not scientists and intellectuals.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

You say that but I've heard concerningly many people say that there is no point in teaching everyone stuff like basic math because chances are they won't use it

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

I also hear that argument often and I absolutely hate it. They always say "tech them things like insert manual labor work. Nobody needs Math."

It always depends. A lot of people will likely never use a saw outside of school. Especially in a time where a lot of people go to university the skills that complex math teaches you are basically the bare necessitys. Also school usually is teaches you the basic broad knowledge and skills required to get more specific education on a specific topic. This includes studying all different subjects and also getting training as a woodworker. It is literally impossible to focus on everything and that also isn't really the use of school. Its just the first and universal form of education.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 28 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Like the dead don't realize they're dead, they don't realize they're stupid. They're just everyone else's problem.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We've built a society with full guard rails. There's very little a stupid person can do to remove themselves from the gene pool before they procreate. Being stupid seems to actually increase the odds that they'll procreate early, and often.

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm in agreement that we might have a few too many guardrails, but stupid people tend to exist in groups, and cooperation is the best path to survival.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

"Haha, I'm insurrection barbie, get it? Because the libs think when Donald Trump lets a massive mob of his supporters to the Capitol to disrupt the election certification process the libs thought it was an insurrection!"

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 25 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Welcome to the new Dark Ages, brought to you by religious fascists.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Elon isn't even religious. Like always religion is just a fucking disguise for enriching themselves, both with money and power.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Neither is trump, or any of these other people.

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[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 263 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Sure, that's great but it's not even the point. Fundamental research and other type of "useless" scientific endeavors help humanity as a whole to better understand our universe but would never be privately funded because they don't have any concrete and immediate financial benefits. This is precisely what a government should finance, because no one else would do it and yet it's small stuff like that that make us collectively move forward as a species

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 67 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

Musk fans don't want humanity to advance. They hate technological progress.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

help humanity as a whole

And here you've identified why they hate it. They cannot stand the idea that resources might benefit other people, resources that they could hoard instead.

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 82 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

"preventing next corn plague" with resources used being a box of soil and bunch of underpaid grads seems pretty efficient to me, but i guess that since the common clay of the new west already voted they can be safely disposed of

at USDA, they're turning beetles kinky! 😡

  • alex jones fuming aimlessly while being stored in some container
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 31 points 9 hours ago

The Onion buying Infowars is the only good news I've heard this week.

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[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 8 hours ago

Hell can we mention that the cold war era these fucks idolize was also the golden age of the government throwing money at side projects?

[–] GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 103 points 11 hours ago (12 children)

In addition, government research in the sciences is miniscule. You could cut ALL of science funding and be no where close to the 1 trillion that Musk claims he'll be able to reduce the budget by

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 104 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

And so the US lost decade becomes the medieval dark ages

It'd be fascinating as an outsider if the choices made by the US didn't basically impact everything, everywhere.

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